not so magic michael..

@tonyf_efc @ToffeeBriefing Its easy too say that but who's buying those players! Beto id keep over Barry, Beto is committed Barry i dont think as much

@ToffeeBriefing 21.6m for Dju is nothing get him signed then sell Beto for about 18m and sign Norton-Cuffy.We need to stop messing about and sell likes of Patterson,McNeil Alcaraz to fund the DM and Winger we need.Personally I think we waiting to sell Ndiaye for about 80m to fund signings

🚨 EVERTON TRANSFER | Franculino Djú Everton is said to be in pursuit of FC Midtjylland and Guinea-Bissau forward Franculino Djú, but unless they can reduce the €25M fee, that’s unlikely happen. The 19 year old forward recorded 17 goals in 21 games last season (via The 4th Official). #EFC

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 go on son, get in the bath its got bubbles daddy is ready! Ina bit ye lil rodent

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Shite banter yet all you can say is about my mum and dad 😂 obsessed little prick aren’t you sat in your council house in Liverpool poor little fucker

Has Jordan Pickford EVER conceded 4 goals for England in his 91 caps?🤔

@everton_arent Loads time we've made 3 signing already we are in a good place

Failure to prepare……. Prepare to fail….. EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB

@Neccccy He is one

As if my week couldn’t get any worse!! 😂😂

@b0wseytoffeetit Lies

🚨🚨BREAKING: David Moyes set to sign 4 year contract with Scottish FA to be the next Scotland National Team Manager. Everton hierarchy respectful of decision by Moyes and already sounding out a replacement. Everton fan favourites have been mooted, Roberto Martinez, Ronald Koeman

@Stylo_____ Young was the best even at 40 🤣🤣

Seamus Coleman had his leg broken in March 2017. Since then, Everton have signed the following right backs: Cuco Martina Djibril Sidibé (loan) Nathan Patterson Ashley Young And yet we still have to play the ‘waiting game’. Truly staggering incompetence.

@JosephVickers__ @SportsPeteO Nope

🔵🚨 Aston Villa are weighing up a move for Everton and England midfielder James Garner. Villa are long-term admirers of Garner and made an approach for him in January. [@SportsPeteO]

@Tom_efc1 Wrong

Keeping David Moyes for this 1 extra season is going to kill us I'm afraid.

@Neccccy Anal

Describe Gary Lineker in one word?

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam 2000 DC CAlled they want there shite banter back! Bro just give up, ur a lil webbed feet loser who necks his mum gets bathed by his dad and is married to ye grandad .... anyway last msg from me ye poor lil sausage, its been great 😘

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam And you keep falling for it you fucking retard 😂 shouldn’t be on your phone it’s past ya bedtime time. gimp

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Lad you really need to get the sand out ye fanny! You a absolute weapon, sat on X all night waiting on replies ye fuckin virgin! Bore off now ye lil sausage

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Rattled, saying “nobody is arsed” hey you’re sat replying so clearly you’re arsed. Spastic

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam BORRRRINGGGGGGGG go for a swim with rocks in your pockets bro

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Clearly your arsed when your still replying to me a day later after the original tweet 😂, proper retard you are

@AlobaBoom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨🟣🔵 BREAKING: Iliman Ndiaye to Aston Villa, here we go! Suprise deal for #AVFC who are no longer pursuing Garnacho deal. Villa called in recent 24h and have agreed a €70m + add ons package for Ndiaye, personal terms no issue. New winger for Villa! 🇸🇳💫

@prehmuk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Need to share possibly the worst thing I’ve ever heard:- so am lying on a sun lounger by the pool and a Irish fella is playing water polo with his 2 lads (then going by the celebrations I take it he scored) he then says ‘That’s why you call me Virgil van Dad’ 😳😳😳

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Lad you still goin on! NOBODY is arsed now!!! Bet you argue with yourself in the mirror of a morning ye pleb! Just go stick ye head in the oven and kiss poppa on the lips b4 tou do ye lil bacon

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Can’t be caling me a keyboard warrior when all you are doing is spouting stuff like “inbred cunt” that unfortunately for you isn’t true, pipe down you silly prick got the ego too big for your boots

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Funny you little keyboard warrior proper little fag end you from.that shithole Blackpool all interbred bet u still get bathed by ye dad dont ye

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Can tell you’re from Liverpool you fucking peasant, shame you’re on your school holidays. Retarded prick

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT DIES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU FUCKIN MONG typical inbred cunt you

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam You speak utter shite don’t you, never said that just because I said they don’t mean anything doesn’t mean they don’t mean nothing. Proper retard you

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam So the stat saying arsenal was the best team in the league last season is void? Ok got ye! .... what a complete sausage u are

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Stats don’t mean everything do they 😂?

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam But your opinion means nothing when you look at the actual stats doesnt it 🤣🤣🤣 but your opinion is your opinion even tho its worthless 🤣🤣

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Could name 3 that are easily better then another 2/3 are debatably better

@bfcseth @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Is he not? Are you sure? Cos am pretty sure hes finished in the top 3 keepers in the league for clean sheets/saves etc for the last few years, and also in 91 apps for eng hes had 46 clean sheets ... crazy that .... but hes sh*te .... give your head a wobble son

@blackers84 @EfcBlues67552 @grandoldteam Check you out changing the conversation 😂 he’s not top 5 in the prem at all