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the amount of hatred i feel for a character that just appeared
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@rawmilkhoney If it took 2 hours it wasn't simple stuff like making sure the floor is clear
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Men don’t understand, letting the cleaners step into an unkept house is the ghetto. They’re there to do the nitty gritty like scrubbing the toilets and deep clean the floors, counter tops and walls, not to pick up your dirty underwear off the floor 😭
vittorio@IterIntellectus
> be wife > weak up early at 6am > "i need to clean the house, the cleaners are coming" > spends two hours pre-cleaning for the people she's paying to clean > cleaners arrive to a clean house > clean it again for 2 hours > get paid > leave women are such fascinating creatures
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@wariocolosseum Making adult Nintendo fans take 1 million pts of psychic damage by saying that the new Mario movie is "a feature film-length Amiibo commercial"
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@LumiovZardt A beautiful sakuga compilation advertisement for a mobile game
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GOD-LIKE animaton doesn't mean shit if the plot is soo mid
Flame@FlameKaizerX
NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS HIDDEN GEM WITH GOD-TIER ANIMATION 🤯
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STOP DOING 5 SETS OF 5 YOU FOOL
Wong@WongEXE___
What would be the first bit of advice you'd give to your Day 1 self in the gym?
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@tippity never had a girl ride for more than 30 seconds. they each got tuckered out very quickly lol
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the one time i had a girl ride me for longer than 30 seconds it was the best sex ive ever had. rode my shi for five minutes straight i was holding on for dear life trying not to release
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Slim Thick ᥫ᭡@slim_ma97
Wait so men don’t feel nothing when a female rides fr ? 😭
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@breebunn Their single-person bathrooms are awesome too. Top tier public restroom
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@koulrophilia She was probably barely 30 years old you're not even remotely on game
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My friend’s mom looked like this in 4th grade
Undiscovered History@HistoryUnd
Linda Cardellini
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@slitherwinglove I need more games where enemies also deflect and parry.
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im tired of deflecting and parrying its such a blight gamers are obsessed with
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@thecollegehill good luck getting diagnosed as an adult. last time I tried they wrote me off assuming I just wanted to do drugs. you either get diagnosed as a kid because you have the hyper kind and cause problems, or you're inattentive and they never believe you have ADHD
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protip: a generic Adderall prescription is *much* cheaper than self-medicating with energy drinks and coffee all the time. works better too!
Vivian@suchnerve
Can’t believe “Drinks caffeinated soda all the time” isn’t widely known as an ADHD tell… (both caffeine and sugar temporarily soothe ADHD symptoms, albeit inadequately)
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I have never been so gaslit by critics before
I'm sorry, but they're completely wrong about the Mario Galaxy movie.
It's actually really good, with a simple but compelling story that provides satisfying arcs, and addresses all of the issues with the first movie
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A step further for been a true anime fan is realising SAO was never bad and that all the YouTubers who kicked off the bandwagon were full of shit.
Anime Tweets@AnimexTwts
Those who can tell what anime this is from alone are true fans
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@DeadmanBostonB They're gonna get you but you're not wrong. This movie was middling and uncreative
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@genniax_ Mantis scrimps really do be punching crabs whole heads off though
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@MsRebeccaBlack @slayyyter Read My Mind mentioned hell yes banger song
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sold the giant prop tits from my @slayyyter collab to some dude on fb marketplace a few months ago
glad to know they’ve found a loving home <3
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