Matty D Raps

If I die tonight, let the record know I danced my heart out til the very last breath

I can’t read a wine menu unless it’s on an iPad, need subway surfers on the bottom half to lock in on the selection’s

Fuck it, I’ll do another glass of Sancerre

I think the Greeks need to earn their columns fair and square. Let’s see how bad they want em

WITNESS ME

They need to know it’s no longer ok to be European

Live from barmel, Europeans can fuckin suck it 🇺🇸

I want fire (blue) and lightning abilities

Need to mainline some titties rn (respectfully)

If looney hits a 3 tonight, I will ascend to a higher dimension

Enemy #1? Continental Europe

I’ve solved AI

Throw in some glass domination (box out) and we’re talking double doubles at least every other night

No one respects the mid range and that’s why I’d put up 20 / game in todays NBA #loadmanagememt

It’s a monster mash kind of afternoon

I’m too hammered for the fast plays, please give me a replay just so I can see what happened

I’m feeling inspired and fiscally irresponsible

Bad day to be a European in Scottsdale, it’s on sight

Been far too long since I’ve gotten to partake in rock solid USA chant

I’m buying a wife.