blackmaniac

Made an account over there ages ago but never really bothered to use it. Time to change that. bsky.app/profile/blackm…

@McGillForreal The only muslims who are outraged by this photo are muslim cardiologists

If this were true, there would be a jihad against Epic Meal Time

@TheRedpunk Jared warning us of possible dick sightings is kinda ironic given the whole nude exchange tumblr story.

i remember when this guy was my favorite part of screwattack. now idk what's even fucking happpening anymore

@luciphee I was really skinny in my school days. I had a bit of ab definition, but not because I was fit, but because there was no fat to cover it up.

@mwahhpjj A woman telling me how to better satisfy her? That sounds hot.

your sex life gets infinitely better when you not only stop faking orgasms, but tell men *in the moment* when what they're doing isn't working for you. do it kindly, offer up an alternative, or show them what you like in a sexy manner.

@ShaunBolen My best friend convinced me to see Pixels in the cinema. It was very quiet, the biggest laugj came from me groaning "just fuck already" when Sandler and the woman were bickering for the second time. The closest I ever got to booing a movie.

20 people in my theatre. Audible grown from every person there. Undertone is a true, boring, awful 0/10.

I wishlisted Fate Trigger after seeing it at gamescom and forgot about it. A Beta Test just released. The "what if Apex Legends was Genshin" formula still sounds stupid, but it's a fun BR game, I gotta admit. The girls don't like it if you click on them in the menu screen XD

So bit of a confession... I never finished Xenoblade Chronicles DE properly (I played it on easy and kinda just did it for the story) I never gave it a proper go... Should I start it again and play it on stream :?

@TomCafeConLeche @SD555EX She likes what she sees

30 hours into the game we got our first yuri crumb🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹(yes i play slow)

@ClioAite Now listen here! *pops an ibuprofen*

I was born in 19-

@RoboticSteve Wait a minute... that face on the hoodie...

Wanna share? 🥤

@SgtHarvey My man!

WHAT a day it has been #MAGFest2026 #WeAreProfessionals

Hiiiiii 😇

Sooo.... The US just kidnapped Dr Disrepect

Don't start a conversation with Mike Tyson. He'll chew your ear off.

@xXAutumnIvyXx Your hips don't lie, because they remain silent.

This is a twerkless home.

@daible2099 best girls!

#2025自分が選ぶ今年の4枚 来年もいっぱい絵を描きたいです🫡🎍🎊

@luciphee That cup is perfection

hi sorry for the silence I forgot I had internet access

@KaiKai2492 It was playable on PC, but far from complete. The ingredients were there but it required a few more years in the oven to become the masterpiece it is today

Okay let's chill with the revisionist history Cyberpunk on launch was downright unplayable. A straight scam. It singlehandedly ruined CDPR's perfect reputation and was an unplayable buggy mess. NOW after years of fixes, updates and dlc it's a masterpiece. It wasn't always.

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelenskyy against Putin! 🇺🇦

@BrandonVole Jizz cookies