𝕬𝖌𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖗𝖊,𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖙𝖞

I hate the future

@mutualcommenter And the younger you go the less functional 😔

@blackskrimp They're functionally retarded

It doesn’t feel right calling other people unc bc I’m unc

@mutualcommenter I agree I really can’t relate to people that young anymore they all just sound retarded to me

@blackskrimp Ngl people younger Than 28 actually kind of suck.. like.. it's bad..

@mutualcommenter Being the oldest people on Twitter isn’t an easy job but someone’s gotta do it

@blackskrimp We unc together

@FuneralSnackBaw Yea but the girl version

@blackskrimp Is that the weird fat British pedophile dude

Smartschoolgirl9

@Halplac Yes

@blackskrimp . Izzat yur cousins sister ¿ .

Excited for my falafel

Watching Larry David eat a lot of hotdogs

Pickled cauliflower exists for me

@alex_bronstein Nutritionists pushing the Mediterranean diet on people but it never had to be pushed on me this is just my life

@blackskrimp Hell ya

@kiki__fone Yes Kiki

Today everything is possible

Freesudo

@Halplac There’s always an emergency care near by

@blackskrimp . ex-actley my point . or very close 2 it. . . Emergency care nearby ? .

The pitfalls of having a big ass Johnson

@Halplac Mmmm gas station froot cake

@blackskrimp . don't it like a small town gas station that don't have fruitcake .

@Voordoe Hope the same for you ¨̮ !!

@blackskrimp Thank you, good to hear from you too. Hope time has treated you alright fam

Hey guys

@WaifuWallace Me trying to figure out how to poop here

@blackskrimp this is where i go when i need to shit a brick

Squoilet

@Halplac They mustave got this at the shape store

@blackskrimp . well all I kun figure is you can sit on floor and play domino's on it. . No not the pizza .

Jonah hill makes me uncomfortable