Arthur Willow

⋆⭒˚.⋆ Introduction ⋆⭒˚.⋆ ✦ Arthur Willow ✦ 54 years old ✦ Half-Elf Phoenix Soul Sorcerer and Circle of the Land Druid ✦ He/Him | Bisexual ✦ Neutral Good

The dove has yet to leave. He continues to sit in my hair and on my shoulder, but I’ve seen him perched on the windowsill. I think I have a new roommate.

@tymorasgirl Something tells me there’s subtext here.

@blacksmith_bird well im pretty sure you do 😉

swapped the tavern’s regular ale labels with "tymora’s holy water" and started charging double. it’s exactly the same beer, but the sheer placebo effect has three local rogues convinced they are now entirely immune to poison. one of them just bit a wasp to test it 😏

@tymorasgirl Based on the shenanigans I’ve seen you get up to, I’m well aware.

@blacksmith_bird i live for mischief 😏 pretty sure you already know that by now, artie

@andrenidae_g No.

@blacksmith_bird Can he give some of that height to the poor and needy god damn

// a giant and a goblin meet

@argentveil “No no, I don’t mind,” he hummed, taking a seat beside her. “It’s always nice to sit down and just take it all in sometimes.” He kept his wings folded behind him, careful to keep them in his bubble, more or less. “But, it’s up to you if you’d like to do anything.”

@blacksmith_bird Aurelia gasps; her tail giving an excited flick as she turns to look behind her. “Yes please! It’s better than sitting here all alone. We can do something fun, if you have anything in mind!”

Swings her legs idly from a perch, looking around. “… It’s a little too quiet today! Someone please come hang out with me-”

@sadelderboy ...Touche.

@blacksmith_bird But imagine the joy in seeing your small animal son do it!! The pride you’d have!!

The dove is still here. It seems fond of me, it's been sitting in my hair and when I woke up from a short nap, I found it sitting on one of my wings. I would be lying if I said I wasn't getting fond of the little guy.

@sadelderboy I could do that myself. I can literally turn into a phoenix and do that myself and more efficiently.

@blacksmith_bird It literally already has one you said it yourself it has a BEAK use it to BLIND YOUR OPPONENTS have it BURROW THROUGH THEIR EYE SOCETS

@sadelderboy Then what would you suggest? Weld it a tiny dagger?

@blacksmith_bird Then you lack creativity

@lunar_lilacs He slowly looks down to the leaf, blinks once, and peels it off. "Thank you, but...I think I'll be fine."

@blacksmith_bird "I have an idea!" Eirwyn procures a suspiciously damp leaf from their coin purse and places it is gently over the nipple. "There.. all better."

I forgot I even owned this...I don't think I've worn it more than once... // yes im slutting him out WHAT ABOUT IT

@sadelderboy Shame, you'll never get to truly enjoy a charcuterie board.

Was told to try cheese and I’ve never felt worse stomach pains in my entire life and I fucking poison myself all of you freaks need to die

@sadelderboy It's a dove, I don't think it could do much damage besides pecking.

@blacksmith_bird Excellent now train it to kill

@tymorasgirl Ah, I see, carry on. Include glass furniture with it.

@blacksmith_bird oh dont worry i wouldn’t live there just break it!

my current life goal is to become wealthy enough to buy a mansion entirely made of stained glass, just so i can dramatically throw stones at my own walls whenever i'm having a slight existential crisis

@Minthara_Baenre // I’d be down!

@Minthara_Baenre // hey so what

//nice to see my alt get discovered by extreme fetish rp accounts within an hour of being made Truly, nature is full of miracles

@tymorasgirl Simply that I’m sure you have many secrets now.

@blacksmith_bird what are you implying mr big tits

i bought a cursed deck of cards from a shady goblin, and every time i try to play a game, the cards just scream the names of my deepest, most embarrassing childhood secrets. anyway, just lost twelve gold pieces because the jack of spades shouted that i used to eat dirt.

@tymorasgirl Oh I’m sure.

@blacksmith_bird CHILDHOOD SECRETS 😭 i would toss it away if it were adult secrets