blahazu 📼🪽

@louscroissant Pls Sevgi you probably would make more money and have more impact as our head coach. Pls save us

@blahazu she has experience with the players so a win is a win, we need a leader so Sevgi step up

Sevgi use your blackmail on Bibb to not get a roster spot but to get a head coaching job

Last season when we only had Arike and a dream by game 7 we were at 3-4

We could've won that storm and lynx game

And to be even bolder we would be going 5-2 rn

@louscroissant Like let's not get you off the court but on the sidelines coaching us to greatness

@blahazu wait this is genius

@WALKEDH0ME Exactly 😭

@blahazu we’re just tanking for that underdog narrative (we suck)

If we lose against the sparks, idgaf about growth, idc about him being new, idc about any of those excuse. Chris would need to be fired immediately.

@iwantoimplode I bet you are

@WALKEDH0ME It does 😭 and makes me privy to all the other bs other teams got going on

@blahazu following ppl who are other fc makes this app way more fun imo LOL

@WALKEDH0ME Exactly 🙏🙏 I'm just knowledgeable on the fevers struggles like how I know they lost that sun game because both of their PGS got sniped

@blahazu Man ik u don’t gaf abt the fever be srs shehwjsueyeh 😭😭😭 WE STILL HERE OOMF

@iwantoimplode What other wags? Phees husband? Lynx is a lonely place for wags plus I already have a head coaching job lined up for her

Sevgi after EuroBasket I have a head coaching job for you

@iwantoimplode I do

@CzechForRain 5, he got us a pretty good roster but he fucked up during the draft and if he doesn't fire Chris hell be dropping to a -838384848488484

@blahazu I know you want chris gone and I think everyone does but on a scale of 1-10 whats your trust in Kurt

@WALKEDH0ME Idrc about the fever tbh but I'm unbiased about most teams 😭😭 I follow like at a minimum of 2 fan accounts for each team

@blahazu It’s good to me bc it’s unbiased and reasonable (rare)🙏

With a competent coach we'd be going 3-4 rn

@WALKEDH0ME It's not even good it's just using the fever as an example to give grace when we have a better roster, more time to rest, and against a dogshit team that by no means we should ever lose against. Fever had a real excuse, Chris doesn't.

@blahazu Here for the good fever pr

@WALKEDH0ME 😭😭😭 y'all would be getting burned at the stake

@blahazu there would be protests in the street if this happened I think 😭

Me playing for the fever:

Fever had like 3 back to back games so then losing that much made sense. We've had space between games it's not been that bad at all

Fever went 0-10 to start on a dog shit schedule. Chris and the team would have 2 full days of rest and of his bum ass can't pull off a win or a blowout. He needs to be fired

@WALKEDH0ME With my hard work azzi would be in rebel red before she's UConn 2025-2026 season starts

@blahazu MAN😭😭😭😭😭