Mike “Hawk” Oswald

Let him cook

@_Lavar_Baller_ And for my boy with the twin, two of his boys have been with his sister and another one of his boys has been with his gf 😭

@blainegoons Mike I’m in complete agreement, dating ur buddies ex is weird enough but dating your buddies ex that’s also ur other boys twin is beyond strange

In my hometown friend group, two guys just started dating the exes of two other guys in the group. One of the girls is also the twin sister of one of the guys. I can’t be the only one that thinks this is weird

@KrashJerry He just started dating the other girl thats not his twin. I think I’m just going to wait in the queue for his sister

@blainegoons Too entangled. Just date the girls twin tbh

@CoachMikeElder No but nice name

You ever suck a clit so big it feels like you’re sucking a tiny dick?

@VictorERoyale Ur just as gay with your twitter 1 follower burner 😭😭😭

@blainegoons Ur just as gay with ur twitter frat burner 😭😭😭

These comments… Yeah that might be enough instagram for today

@DrEpidermis23 She hasn’t even started taking classes there yet

@blainegoons I filled her up good at ucla. She took the load well and my seed. And swallowed . Good girl

@BallHandler699 @QuigbyLamichael @QuigbyLamichael my bad g

@blainegoons @QuigbyLamichael violated😂😂😂

@QuigbyLamichael 😂 I think I put 2 and 2 together

Same man those comments are fucking wild

First weekend of 2026 I’m not drinking. Is this what life is like post grad?

@clydehazemore Fuck we got burners having kids now?

My entire life has been meaningless until this moment. Can’t even describe how full my heart is. Thank you God for this blessing! #genuineposting

@stevetalkin W pops

Card might’ve declined in front of my date. #wemove

First and last time my car odometer will read 69420

Bears FN? #nuke

Bonnie blue where are you I’m in Cancun

PM in the pool? #expand

@DuragRebel You know ball with Miami Ohio and Michigan state. I feel like High Point or Miami could knock out Arizona. Stacked region for sure

My bracket based off of how hot the girls are at the school

@ChozenGamblr67 Let’s go brew crew

Packed up for punta Cana

Crashed a Mexican wedding. What am I doing here

Full flight to Cancun. You love to see it