Blair Dinwoodie

"And while I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to earth"

This is exactly what we need going into the split - create a bit of a siege mentality. Love it.

@KevvBoyd I'm sure if Boyle chances a dive in the Derby after the split, Mr Clancy will remember that nice Jambo lad from the airport and book the diving wee bassa...

@blairdin Who says you’ll need to wait until you’re in Section N for this to happen?….

Edinburgh Airport is not my favourite place at 4:45am, but I came through security with Kevin Clancy. He seemed surprised a bloke recognised him, was interested in where he was going (Donesk), and when I wished him all the best for his game. A very softly spoken nice bloke. 1/2

Attendance FC... Supercomputer... How can the haters hate us when we poke fun at ourselves? Magnificent!

@TheParkheadF The bubbles burst because we lost away at Killie? You wish. I predict a home win next week.

Hearts are falling apart again 🎶 The bubble is well and truly bursting and the pressure is starting to mount. The Martin O’Neill effect is hitting them all over again and you can see the panic beginning to creep in. As a great man once said… “We haven’t gone away, yano.” 🍀

Since both sets of supporters are equaly at fault, a points deduction is the only appropriate sanction....

@lexo6647 @pieandbov Agree with my very learned Hibee friend. Stick in.

@pieandbov If it’s any consolation I enjoy your posts. Fuck the haters

TLDR; Expect less shite from me Decided it's now time to start winding down the amount of time I spend on here. Twitter used to be a great laugh, but it's an absolute shambles now, full of fucking bots & spam, a lot of the good guys have already gone, and any engagement you do get tends to be almost universally toxic. It's just shite to be honest. I can't be arsed with it any more. I'm an old fucker and this feels like a colossal waste of my time and energy these days. I've better things to be doing. Hard to give it up completely, so I won't be doing that just yet, but I'm not gonna bother with the really time consuming drivel any more. That starts with the midweek micro previews and the Sunday morning round up - they take fucking ages and let's be honest - nobody really cares whether they're posted or not - so I'm sacking those off immediately. Can't bin the whole account in the middle of the best title race for a million years and ahead of the first Scotland appearance at a World Cup in two million years but I'll give that some more thought in the Summer. Get it up you all.

The McCod Army in full force tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #OnwardTogether

Just the 90-odd of us coming down to enjoy the Parkside Lounge this season. I'm counting down the minutes until my out of office goes on!

I couldn't understand why Rankgers didn't get that decision in injury time at Almondvale, until I found out who was the VAR. Is there anything Derek McInnes isn't getting right at the moment? #showmethewaytoBarcelona

The kind of tweet that'll bite me on the arse, but results today mean it's time to embrace the position the Gorgie in. Order the maroon and white ribbons, the open top bus, Moet, Strongbow by the crate for cider Sunday, and show me the way to Barcelona. Calling it. This is on.

@billbunkered @hthejambo Well played, fella...

@blairdin @hthejambo I must get my Tynie violin out…

That's exactly what Hearts are competing against domestically this season, Martin. I hope you'll have the good grace to acknowledge that if we run out of gas, but I don't think you will... Another stunning lack of self awareness. For now, get it right up you. #heartsfc

@KendoCameron I didn't see this, but I just called out exactly the same thing. The lack of self awareness and class from them (and to be fair the other lot have their moments too) is staggering, but not surprising. This should be pinned in every dressing room our players use.

Martin O’Neil mentioning the difference in money in Europe but doesn’t mention they’re the richest club in Scotland. Hearts may well finish third. But we’ve scared them this season. On a bigger gulf in finance than they face in Europe. He’s also called out TBFIT 🌍

I’ve sent you to the screen let’s send you to an angle from the North Sea to back it up

@HeartsGoals This is becoming a very, very welcome habit. I'm even catch myself humming the tune from time to time...

SORROWWW! SORROWWWWW! ❤️❤️❤️

Three points and doon the road. 'Mon the 'Famous! #isthisthewaytoBarcelona?

@LiviFCOfficial Is there anything that doesn't make Celtic fans salty at the moment? Well played, Livi. We all agree.

🎟️ 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐜 (𝐚) Tickets are now on sale for our William Hill Premiership clash away to Celtic on Wednesday 11th February. 🔗 buff.ly/kSCj1Er

@Rhutchison9 The Arboath goalies goal kicks were interesting...