Blake Storts

“Oh hey! Good to see you!”, “Welcome! Glad you could make it “ Turns out pretending like it’s the first time you’ve seen your family in a long time actually helps after 14 days in quarantine.

In an attempt to keep all of my friendships at status quo during this time of isolation, I make sure to text my friends at least once a week and say, "We should hang out soon!" with no intention to hang out soon. #QuaratineLife

#QuarentineLife has the same energy as the airport. Pajamas all day? Sure. Not sure if there will be toilet paper in the stall? Of course! Beer at 9am? Why not!

Back to MySpace rules. If you're not in my quarantine 10, you're nothing to me. #coronavirus #Quarantine

After #caronavirus teaches people to wash their hands, I hope the next pandemic revolves around people having to return their shopping carts for survival.