Blake

Food Industries getting involved is crazyyyy

@erastourtswift @ValeryyCotton02

@brookeyray Stitch for sure

Who do y’all think would win in a fight Stitch or Garfield?

Nobody:… Me: I’m gonna make a playlist

Abortion is legal in California. It will remain that way. I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation. We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

@delamey_ Marry her immediately

I’ll sit this right here

For those that need to hear it. HAPPY PRIDE, and delete that damn text message thread between you and your ex baby.

I would drive to Houston right now if I could have Luce coffee

@haileequilici “we’ve been here baby, we’re gone, my middle name is Dugan at this point” 😂😂😂

@haileequilici “don’t arrest me for a public Indecency or a public intoxicated later” police officer: what we know can’t hurt us, fleeing is only a misdemeanor and we aren’t chasing you ….

Thread: Irish pub quotes from @ValeryyCotton02 and @haileequilici

“@brookeyray “Happy St.Patty’s day ladies”

@ValeryyCotton02 “So last night I thought you were coming over @haileequilici so I bought a 30 pack, a new game with 4 shots, and SHAVED. You disappoint me really I hate you”