Blake Thomas

We know the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma because anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. #sicembears

I think GameDay underestimated the desire everyone in Berkeley has to meet at a designated place with signs and yell about stuff.

This is happening across the country. Democrats are doing nothing to stop it because this is what the liberals want. 😡

@profsamperry “They can’t do that, it’s our thing!”

@BoardGeniuses This proves what I’ve long suspected: that when A&M went from the Big 12 to the SEC both conferences’ average IQs went up.

#SEC fanbases ranked by average IQ.

i hate to say it but im beginning to have my doubts that hes going to get us to mars

A Harris-Walz ticket would be a disaster for proper usage of apostrophes in this country.

[Guy who has only ever seen "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci seeing a second scene with a table] getting a lot of "Last Supper" vibes from this...

@TexasSuperKings How’s this rain looking to y’all?

Fandom cricket joins forces with the Super Kings. Here's to a partnership built on passion and performance! 💪 #WhistleForTexas #AllYouNeedIsYellove #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket #MLC2024

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We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/49c79oE

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3xkqnXp

keep the politics out of football!! they cry, then the super bowl begins with what’s basically a military recruitment ad

This is your periodic reminder that their license plates say “Oklahoma is OK” because they don’t know how to spell “mediocre.” #SicEm #ReadyForOU

@USAF_Bear @Baylor @BaylorAthletics Ok, cool. I followed their Instagram so I’ll keep an eye out for it next year. Thanks!

@blakethomas @Baylor @BaylorAthletics They've closed down Jersey sales for the fall but i think they said they'd be available again early next year. They typically announce it on their Instagram account when it happens... I just checked the store link and it's empty but I can send it if want to save it for later.

Halloween costume is coming along nicely... @Baylor @BaylorAthletics #TrickorTreat #SicEm

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl bit.ly/3TT0UOC