Alan Khanukaev

In the live shows, a random audience member dances on stage during the bridge, ostensibly assuming the role of the eponymous Sally. However in the first verse, Role Model clearly states that Sally "doesn't dance." I propose that there actually is no “Sally” and in this essay I w

It turns out the "bowl of oatmeal" metaphor is actually a very versatile way to flirt. Aside from "you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" also consider... - Girl, you hotter than a bowl of oatmeal - Girl, you tastier than a bowl of oatmeal - Girl, you sexier than a bowl of oatmeal

@boltdotnew which is more efficient as far a token usage?

Today vibe coding goes pro. Introducing Bolt v2: → World's best agents (Claude Code, Codex) → Built in backend (hosting, DB, storage, ...) → No error loops, no setup nightmares Now anyone can build without boundaries.

@paulisci Really excited about The Press Gallery book. Any update on when it's coming out? Feels like it's been on preorder for forever

Happy Hanhawk Tuah …is…is that anything?

Oh you like bad boys? Well I just scanned radicchio as ‘red cabbage’ in the self-checkout at Whole Foods

You know, one of the things that's like completely normal and sane about TX is how I don't need any kind of permit to have a gun in my house, but for some reason I do need a permit to have an alarm on my house (and it must be renewed annually) Love that🥰

@paulisci my guy, when is this book supposed to drop?

Hey girl...something something...burning bush. Am I right? 😉

Hey girl, you can just call me the 5th plague, cuz I'm gonna destroy dat ass

Passover pickup lines to try at your next singles Seder 🧵

Kim Wilde: 🎵 We’re the kids in America 🎵 40 Year Olds at 80s Night: WHOA-OH!!!

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…and, honestly, I’ve still got like a fuck ton of bubble gum, so I’m gonna have to prioritize that for a bit. Seriously you guys, I am way behind on this bubble gum stuff

@EvilMopacATX OH GOD THE TORTILLAS! WHAT ABOUT THE TORTILLAS!!!

Me composing my what's left at HEB? tweets

RIP Austin ❄️🥶

@NickAdamsinUSA The only conspiracy theory I believe in is that @NickAdamsinUSA is an elaborate, long con, satirical character. He has to be

While waiting for my hot black coffee, I overheard 3 nonbinary Generation Z's in the cafe expressing their disgust at Biden's mishandling of classified documents. They agreed he should be arrested and were excited about President Trump's return to Twitter. The tide is turning.