💣 BLAM💥

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Everyone loves Woodrow Wilson

@nataliestwt Who’s May?

this is going to be a no cigarettes May

@sciencegirl He stole that line too

Kindness

Chancellors chancel

Southern Pervity Law Center

Movie synopsis: In a world where mermaids are real, Keith lives a life mostly unconnected to them.

@PageBaltimore *clap clap clap*

@blamplosion A piece an airplane, sir! (In an accent)

Restaurants should sneak something into your meal and surprise you with what you’ve eaten after.

It’s important to always have a chicken thigh so you can take a big bite out of after a bold statement.

I’m beginning to suspect it is impossible to learn anything from documentaries.

People should get a new set of teeth in their 40s

My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism & confidence in you & your future. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.

THE FAR SIDE Gary Larson 04.23.93

@SandyofCthulhu @MbarkCherguia Eh, I could.

@MbarkCherguia If she'd damaged $90 million worth of buildings, it would be a lot longer sentence. Buildings can be rebuilt. No one can repaint the masterwork.

Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?

Spending the weekend at Peter Thiel’s undersea libertarian utopia.

We cut out the middleman and pass the savings on to Hugh!

I like you and I like your ilk.