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"I was initially cast to play Sam Malone on Cheers. Ted Danson was my stand-in. The night before the pilot, my grandmother dropped a pot of homemade matzoh ball soup on my cat. I had to call in sick."
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Kylo Ren and Stimpy
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Kylo Ren and Stimpy
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Budding screenwriter. Former journalist raised by a nudist. Seen on Netflix. "Without music, life would be a mistake." – Friedrich Muthafucking Nietzsche
Acton, MA Katılım Ekim 2008
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My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald.
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@CalltoActivism That's THE MOST relevant and poignant one-sentence clapback by a Supreme Court Justice in United States history.
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Trump just suffered a humiliating blow while in attendance at the Supreme Court - as John Roberts SHUTS DOWN the government lawyer arguing against Birth Right Citizenship.
This is not going well for them:
SAUER: “We're in a new world where 8 billion people are one plane ride away from having a child who's a US citizen.”
JOHN ROBERTS: “It's a new world. It's the same Constitution.”
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Donald Trump wants to put Donald Trump in charge of nat'l elections, so if Donald Trump comes up 11,800 votes short, he can go to Donald Trump and demand that Donald Trump "find" the votes needed. Donald Trump knows Donald Trump will never let Donald Trump lose an election again.
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Favorite video yet is Dan Hurley's mom after The Shot:
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"
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It is just me or are people finally FINALLY waking up to the fact that @joerogan doesn't actually know what he's talking about when it comes to pretty much everything?
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From his luxury condo in Qatar, billionaire Hamas leader Ghazi Hamad says that October 7 was well worth it, given the backlash Israel now faces.
Imagine hating Jews so much that you consider tens of thousands of your own people dying to be a win.
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@americanair - I hope you're taking care of @ThunderLevin. He's a national effin treasure!
americanair@AmericanAir
@ThunderLevin Hi there. Meet us in DMs with your confirmation code, so we can take a closer look and help sort this out.
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Fred Rerun Berry and Don Campbellock Campbell, members of the original Lockers, in 1976 on the very first episode of the tv show What’s Happening!!
Thinking of and missing Fred during his birth month.
#FredRerunBerry #DonCampbellockCampbell #TheLockers #TheCampbellock #Locking
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@boriquagato Also, he's going through it, and I'm sure that busting made him feel good.
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Concur. That was a Mets thing. When Carson Benge hits the series-winning HR off of him in the NLCS, it's going to be AMAZING.
Andrew Bogusch@AndrewBogusch
not cool
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Despise Trump, but that was clearly intentional.
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
BREAKING: Trump just called the Strait of Hormuz, the “Strait of Trump” before correcting himself and getting flustered. But… but… but Joe Biden was too old to be president. He then claims that he did it on purpose, and that he seldom makes mistakes. This is the man leading us into war. We are so screwed.
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I was raised on DOOL. This is awesome.
Variety@Variety
Ryan Gosling accepts Deidre Hall’s invitation to visit the set of "Days of Our Lives," calling Hall his “OG acting inspiration.” “This is a very enthusiastic yes to a very cordial invitation. I will be there to thank you in person… It wasn’t Marlon Brando. It wasn’t De Niro. It was you.” “They do not get the love they deserve,” Gosling said of soap actors. “The amount they have to memorize the night before — like 10 pages of dialogue. They get one take, and it’s impossible scenarios.” He added that watching Hall shift between a “normal person” and someone “possessed by the devil” was “an incredible acting class.” variety.com/2026/film/news…
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I'm looking to speak to an expert who can provide board game comments/strategies #journorequest #prrequest
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This is a little known piece of knowledge for the Reels generation, but scenes used to have many other scenes attached to them, and you were required to watch all of them - we called the combination ‘movies,’ and sometimes some scenes were good but more were bad.
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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A very odd way to resign. But we should take it.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I don’t want a stupid person being president.
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