Blaxus

"You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains". — Hunter S. Thompson

@ready_co You reduced the cashback from 3% to basically ~1% with more complexity and call it an upgrade?

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fake jobs: - lawyer - accountant - doctor - engineer real jobs: - crypto trader - course seller - indoor fish farmer - kick streamer

successfully just round-tripped the whole bull market

Regular 2026 day be like: 9:30 — Stock market crash 11:15 — Crypto crash 13:20 — Housing market crash Lunch 15:20 — Oil crash 16:15 — AI bubble burst Dinner

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don’t need to sell me a course too.

My peak net worth is tattooed in my mind like the prisoner number on an Auschwitz Jew

Portfolio is evaporating and she just asked me if I’d love her if she was a toaster

"After this cycle i'm gonna buy a house, car and finally live my own life" Me right now:

"welcome back diamond hands, how was the moon?"

It's been a god run, lads. Back to my real job.

Since Trumps inauguration BTC is down 16% Serious alts are down 20-50% Clown alts are down infinite Crypto president my ass

the lion is down 7-figures today.

“Fashion nigga” and he just got some big ass pants on

AMD has joined the party

This and mass deportations

Having a girl when your bag is down is the worst You’ll be down $100k in a day and she’ll still ask where you’re going for dinner Like bro, we might not eat for weeks what are you talking about

hit 'em with the hyber beem

The lion does not concern himself with “proper risk management”