Blaze

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Staff Selfie The monsters are not minions. They are coworkers with bad lighting, worse hours, and strong opinions about who stole the break room skull mug.

Battle Desk Heroes kept entering through the wrong hallway. Blaze learned shadow flame because explaining workplace safety for the thousandth time felt worse than casting it.

Rocket Break The dungeon does not have windows, so Blaze built one with a stolen rocket, a shovel, and a break room lighter. HR called it unauthorized vertical thinking.

Treasure Room Shift He guarded the treasure room so long that the coins learned his smoke schedule. Every warning sign in this room was written after Blaze ignored it once.

The Pact Below The armored superintendent offered Blaze a deal: one more year of underground work for a map to the ceiling. Blaze shook the hand because skeletons have nothing to lose except fingers.

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