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@kangminlee Arrest them why? Do you arrest bees for going back to their hive or hippos for going in the water?

Two Black American tourists were arrested in Japan on Sunday for climbing into a monkey enclosure in Japan, where viral baby monkey Punch lives. Reid Dayson (22) scaled the fence while Neal Duan (27) filmed it. Zoo staff stopped them before anything worse happened. The mascot costume was worn as a cryptocurrency promotion stunt. Japan cannot make the same mistake they did with Johnny Somali. These clowns need real jail time, not leniency, before more parasitical tourists act like monkeys in foreign countries.

@ThomasSowell lol. True. Good for them. Trump can use a break from the media that hates him.

Bill Maher: “Sean Hannity was on the trip [to China]. They did an interview. I don’t want to say Sean Hannity lobs a lot of softballs, but today he was made an honorary l*sbian.”

@IfindRetards Chelsea Handler

End of the week is upon us. Who should take the win for Retard of the Week?

@N_Andersson999 @sbautometrics @DeIudedShaniqwa I remember the media kept calling him white. He said he was Hispanic. Then the media started saying "George Zimmerman, who identifies as Hispanic". 😆

@sbautometrics @DeIudedShaniqwa George Zimmerman wasn't white.

Remember when OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder on live TV and black people cheered like their team just won the super bowl

@faandar @TaylorRMarshall I don't know about superior. They're too different in my opinion so I just rule that both are amazing

@TaylorRMarshall Anyone willing to express this opinion publicly is a fundamentally unserious person. NOLAN BATMAN IZ SUPEEREEOOR

Christopher Nolan’s film catalogue is generally trash. I’ve always disliked his overly-serious Batman reboot (Tim Burton is still king.) Nolan’s only good film is Inception.

@elonmusk I'd see what movies were nominated for best picture. If I hadn't seen it I'd buy the dvd or go to the theater. All solid films. These days I don't waste my time or money.

Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?

@TRobinsonNewEra @Keir_Starmer I'd probably get arrested if I go.

The lying rat that is @Keir_Starmer has just gave a speech following hundreds of his own party demanding he resign During it, he openly admitted he's banning anyone from entering the UK for our Unite The Kingdom and the West rally. This is including American citizens, he lied to your faces @JDVance @realDonaldTrump This pathetic little man does not speak for the UK. Our borders remain wide open to invaders, yet people fighting for free speech are denied entry. All eyes on May 16th.

@ExtantBuffalo @ThatChrisGore @spencerpratt That high you think? Well first things first would be to build a new jail. I'm so tired of criminals being let out because there's no space

@ThatChrisGore @spencerpratt It's gone, you'd have to get rid of 70% of the population of the city to save it.

LA must be saved. The people of Los Angeles have had enough. We have a chance to take our city back. Vote for @spencerpratt. Once Spencer Pratt cleans up Los Angeles, this will be a model for other cities in decline across America. They can all be saved. This isn’t just about saving one city, it’s about saving America. x.com/charliebcurran…

@nojumper If I was accused of the stuff Williams accused Kevin of, I would never offer peace, unless what he was saying was true

Kevin Hart and Katt Williams officially squashed their beef during the Kevin Hart roast on Netflix. “Katt we have an opportunity in real time to put our beef behind us, I am offering an Olive Branch of peace. Katt, I wanna move on? can we move on?”

@TheHippyOfDeath @QueenAnticommie This is the only correct answer.

@QueenAnticommie Radio Shack for sure, but not the one that tried to compete with Best Buy. I want the one that was an electronics hobby store where you buy stuff to build things. Ever since them and Fry's (not here or I'd pick them) disappeared, nothing exists like that anymore that I know of.

How sad that they are all gone

@GOP_is_Gutless @samtripoli They do it because they know nothing will Happen.

🚨 Gavin Newsom’s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom paid herself & her company $3.9 million from her “gender justice” charity — 33% of its entire annual revenue. IRS filings show: $1.8M salary to her + $2.1M to her for-profit film company for school-funded documentaries. Taxpayer money from CA public schools. #Newsom #California #TaxpayerFunded

@disparutoo Part one was meh. Would've watched part 2 but that director didn't have a good reputation so skipped it.

I didn’t like part 1, so I didn’t watch part 2. Of all the flops this is one of the easier to explain 😂

@AdrianneCurry @CasuallyGreg I'll tip 20-40%. If you charge service fees or weird fees, that's coming out of your tip.

@CasuallyGreg Everyone knows this. Anyone who goes out to eat and rips off their server is a POS. Your food will cost 10x more, if thats how you want it.

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

@ginacarano @IntuitDome @netflixsports @MostVpromotions @RondaRousey I hate Netflix. I'm going to resubscribe right before fight and cancel right after. I'll get the month but they'll know I only paid because of Gina

Just in case we aren’t driving this home enough. May 16th #RouseyCarano is - LIVE ONLY ON NETFLIX!! This is the take I would’ve gone with. 😂 Tune in.. or come see us live! @IntuitDome 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️ @netflixsports @MostVpromotions @RondaRousey

@verbalriotshow I'd go if it was free. Love me some popcorn

If you're willing to pay 20 bucks to see this bullshit in theaters you need a Britney Spears level conservator.

@njoyzgrl81 They put honey on pizza now

The ONLY fruit that belongs on pizza is tomato. The rest of you heathens are ruining it with tropical fruits, Chik-fil-A waffle fries and all the other crap. Stop it.

@CJB4221 @Tironianae Well it is. Not "ok" but allowed and encourage by the adults.

@Tironianae They are teaching an entire generation it’s OK to steal.

WATCH — A flash mob of teens ransacked a convenience store in Los Angeles, California, Thursday evening, and the LAPD told the owner “there was nothing they could do about it” because shoplifting “isn't something they can really go after.” The owner, Jeremy Salib, told ABC7, about two-dozen high schoolers took armloads of merchandise including candy, chips and beer during the “premeditated, organized” theft. “Of course, they're gathering -- so many of them — that I can't stop just one kid, right? It's 24, 25 kids, so it leaves me kind of helpless — especially with LAPD saying they can't do anything about it.” “It makes me angry, you know? It makes me think erratically, which I don't want to do.” The gas station owner said he called the LAPD but “they said there was nothing they could do about it — that it's considered shoplifting and shoplifting isn't something they can really go after. So, that's that.”

@Dronetakeoff0 @EricLDaugh I'm sure it adds to the reason he can't afford a luxury condo in DC.

@EricLDaugh Don’t believe it. He had donkies on his ranch. Sometimes it’s just “Donkey Content” they are feeding Americans for likability. Everyone loved Elon because of how simplistic his lives. Tim stole the idea.

🚨 REP. TIM BURCHETT REVEALS: “I sleep on my couch in my office, and I shower in the gym. I don't have a place, I can't afford it!” “While other congress members buy million dollar homes.” Burchett is a national treasure! 👏🏻

@QTRBlackGarrett I actually like the latest episode of the boys. Maybe it was good or maybe it just seemed that way because the previous two were dog shit.

The worst part of my week is watching Daredevil Bore Again and The Boy's right before FNT.

@AbsolutelyMalc1 @spencerpratt This is a great use of AI. It relays the message and keeps costs down. Pratt doesn't have the millions that Bass has

@spencerpratt none of that is real. Spencer isn't creating any jobs with these ads in a city full of the best professional creatives in the world. fuck AI. fuck Pratt