Blessing

living in nyc puts the question of whether you’re ultra hot to the test or if you were just locally optimal hot in the pond you were previously in typically moving out after a few years is a silent admission you’re in the latter

I stole 1300$ from my grandma's savings by connecting her bank to degen trade. I also disabled notifications on her banking app so she doesn't know. I’m down to 500$ so far.

I shilled a coin to a friend and it nuked 74% immediately after he bought it.

I fear this might be the beginning of the end for the thing that crypto was

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us

This is the best still. It goes so hard. 🔥

If Luigi Mangione looked like this, people would not be trying to make him a saint. The harsh truth is that physiognomy matters.