Kathryn Farrell

@midgov We’ve not received our postal vote yet - any idea when they’re due? Thanks

Voting by post? Don't forget to send back your postal vote if you are heading off on holiday. Pop it in a post box in good time to ensure the vote is counted.

@OwenThompson We’ve not received our postal votes in Midlothian yet… any idea when they’re due out?

☔️ The rain didn’t stop the team in Danderhall last night & it was great to hear so many people have returned their postal votes. 📮 Remember to make sure your vote counts and return your completed ballot in plenty of time. #OwenForMidlothian #ActiveSNP #VoteSNP #VoteLocal

@MartinSLewis Many Scottish families with school-age children have no choice but postal/ proxy as many will be away for the start of the school summer holidays

Today's Twitter Poll: How are you planning to vote in the General Election?

@SkyNews @KemiBadenoch @KayBurley That’s great to hear that intersex people will finally have recognition and protection under the Equality Act! Jokes, we know that’s not what will happen. #DogWhistlePolicy

'How are you planning to change the Equality Act?' Business secretary @KemiBadenoch tells @kayburley, 'we are clarifying that the Equality Act, where it refers to sex, is referring to specifically biological sex.' trib.al/nhS5YhA 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602 and YouTube

@KathyBurke Do you think it’s like when a country doesn’t want to win Eurovision so they put their worst option forward?

Think the kids of this country already did their bit during the pandemic tbqhwy. He’s just a barrel scraping cunt.

@Peston Or by AI? The whole GE announcement and everything since appears to have been concocted by the same AI that created the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience.

The Conservative press release announcing national service talks about “volunteering” for something that would be mandatory (see below). It is a curious use of the English language. Do you think there is a chance the policy was put together in a rush?

@Gary_Tymon @BenKentish And apparently anyone over 40 with children under 18.

Cost of compulsory national service: £2.5bn a year. Cost of pay rise for junior doctors that ministers insist is “simply unaffordable”: £2bn a year.

@Joannechocolat Bob Mortimer, Paul Whitehouse and Ted. #GoneFishing

You've been kidnapped & the characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you.. Who's coming? I'm dead, aren't I?

@theAliceRoberts We had Tuuli the reindeer herder too!

Great to see a Palaeolithic hunter on #WorldBookDay! #WolfRoad

@Botanygeek She just can’t not be awkward!

#SilentWitness did I miss Eleanor Shaw dying?

@robynjournalist 😬

it would be embarrassing if this brag about being up 20-0 would come back to haunt me hm.

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@TamsinRussell How very generous of them 🙄

Loan?

she’s not high maintenance, you’re just low effort

@BBCBreakfast if they’re *just* doctors in training, why does their absence have such an impact? Shocking insult from the Health Secretary. #JuniorDoctorsStrike

@RobChar17748533 @welovehistory That would be my guess too!

@welovehistory Lochleven Castle?

We're dreaming of a white Christmas! Who knows which of our sites this is? It's an unusual angle, and it's wearing a snowy disguise! 📷 Photo by Lee Howard.

@mrjamesob Has there ever been any evidence that the ‘boats’ are the ‘overwhelming’ issue on people’s minds?

Why do they need £20 donations? Surely 30p would be more than enough.

Need cheering up Had a tough night, after my cancer treatment infusion yesterday. Neck hurts for no reason and the neuropathy in my toes is actual hell - send me pet pics ❤️ here’s mine Lots of love

@Conservatives @michelledonelan

NEW: Conservatives are safeguarding scientific research from the denial of biology and the steady creep of political correctness. @michelledonelan announces plans to depoliticise science at #CPC23

@Kevin_Maguire Self-awareness is not a key skill of the chronically contradictory Conservatives

Starmer can't believe in nothing and at the same time believe in everything Braverman detests. Suella's not thought this through. Again.