Brandon Forinash

@VitaminVVisions Literally don't know what you're talking about, what was I arguing with you about? I think you were having an episode or something.

@blforinash Glad to see you learned to obey your superiors... That's a good boy!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@Gabriel_Krauze You said I'm stalking you. I 100% never mentioned that I was married. Girl, get real.

@Gabriel_Krauze Two likes...damn...no wonder you're feeling so pressed, bruv. If I share your posts with your agent, do you think she'll drop you? Buddy, you went after my wife. Wtf is wrong with you?

New joint just dropped... 95 Ways to Step on the World - a literary mixtape/reliquary of transgressive fragments. Go cop: topsafe.co/products/95-wa…

@ProfMattBell @Darinstrauss I can even keep it within the past 25 years.

@ProfMattBell @Darinstrauss I can line up like 100 examples from different authors that I think outclass him by a country mile.

It's kind of surreal that people who supposedly like books are more likely to aggressively defend rereading Henry James than, you know, reading contemporary literature. Didn't know rereading Henry James was somehow the hill people will die on.

@realAdrianDoorn Well if Hitler liked it! is a weird take. I'll go whisper into Van Gogh's one good ear how shit he is.

The most powerful painting of the 19th century. Freud kept a reproduction in his office. Lenin had one above his bed. Hitler bought one of the originals. Vladimir Nabokov wrote that reproductions of the painting could be “found in every Berlin home”.

@EmilyGouldNYmag Oh my gosh, I want to hear more. Did you write something about the experience we can read?

My main personality attribute is that I’ll never miss an opportunity to brag about having seen the Noah Baumbach Corrections pilot. Many thoughts but tldr it’s bad in a fascinating way.

Current listen youtube.com/watch?v=BdfLBF…

@Plausible_world @OscarandDelaney @solexyoghurt @Gabriel_Krauze I literally coached Speech.

@blforinash @OscarandDelaney @solexyoghurt @Gabriel_Krauze This explains it, assuming you’re from there - your accent is commonly stereotyped as idiotic, it might have given you a complex

imagine a modern novelist with no interest in James, Eliot, Kafka, Joyce, &c... imagine reading in dull agony as they clumsily reinvent those wheels. imagine they never even bother to drive the car afterward. this is ~90% of contemporary cinema.

Also, I get it, my wife is beautiful. I don't deserve her. But like...wtf.

He cannot share three sequential paragraphs of Henry James. Which really makes you wonder what kind of efforts people are taking for fucking Henry James.

The number of people who have called me retarded for not rereading Henry James: 5. The number of people who have given me even three sequential paragraphs from Henry James: 0. A writer who was longlisted for the Man Booker wants to fuck my wife to prove how dumb I am.

@Gabriel_Krauze @ING Tell me specifically what is bad about my writing. Read wigleaf.com/202403tree.htm. It'll take less time than this bullshit. Tell me I'm a bad writer after reading that.

@blforinash @ING Your writing is shit, no one cares about it, I'd DM your wife but she's probably just as clapped and retarded as you are, your life hasn't amounted to shit so you're stalking me on the net writing bitter angry messages and fuck Texas you'd get your jaw spun wherever. Bye hater 👋

Somewhere near the Russian border… 🇺🇦

@Gabriel_Krauze @ING If you're butt hurt about me calling you out for being a shit writer while you do this performative dwarfy manosphere shit. You sound like a tool.

@Gabriel_Krauze @ING None of them have been like, I'll fuck your wife. Henry James is so good, I will fuck your wife to prove it. Dude, that's not gonna win any self-respecting woman.

@spiccarella Oh shit, you've written something?

Okay it's been less than a week but I already take this back

@Gabriel_Krauze @ING You do understand that experimental fiction is about finding new ways to create meaning and not, like, wanking on the page?

@Gabriel_Krauze @ING Dude, have you looked at yourself? You're just walking around looking like an alopeciaed Jake Paul after the Anthony Joshua fight. Like. You look like you got hit so hard the hair fled your body.

@Gabriel_Krauze @ING But keep sticking your chin out, man. That's smart.