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@TimHitchings @TJHitchings @MoeHitchings When are you going to be Gias dad?

With @TJHitchings & @MoeHitchings at Chicago Armitage AleHouse. Sticky date cake

@TimHitchings When are you going to be Gias dad?

Delicious breakfast at Roost Biscuit

@MeganMakinMoney Don’t act like you don’t like the Dutch Oven

I mean what the fuck man

@OhioTate @RonnyDoitche @StoolAfterDark Kris Klemmer is pissed rn

Next week (because it might take all week) on @StoolAfterDark 22 Barstool employees Solitary Confinement No phones, watches, or clocks Porta Potty in the corner Last person standing wins $30,000

@stoolgambling Id name mine "Will Compton Rides into the DMs"

What would you name your Kentucky Derby horse?

@CultureCrave If we are randomly dropped into the world of RE then there is no way we make it out lol

Zach Cregger on his 'Resident Evil' movie 🧟‍♂️ "I wanted this movie to tell the story of what would happen if some idiot like me were dropped into the world of a Resident Evil game. So Austin plays not some badass with combat experience like Leon but just an average dude. That makes his experience of moving through this hellscape way more interesting to me than somebody who’s psychologically equipped" "A pistol [is] the first weapon he acquires in the movie. Just like in the games, as he progresses through the world he’ll get better weapons. It’s such a fun moment when you’re playing RE and you finally get the shotgun or the machine gun and I wanted that sense of progression to be in the movie" "Resident Evil is of course a franchise that’s got a ton of zombies but it’s also got all sorts of weirder monstrosities. Really wanted to make sure that we never got a handle on what kind of dangers we’d find. It’s not just a zombie movie. The T-Virus can have a lot of different effects and I wanted to make sure we had a variety of adversaries" "The slow discovery of horrific elements is something I really love about Resident Evil. It’s not a run and gun action game. It’s about tension and atmosphere and so I really wanted to lean into that. As much as there’s plenty of action in the movie it’s equally important to honor the dread. That moment when you look down a dark passage and you know something awful is waiting in that darkness for you. You don’t want to go forwards but you can’t go back. That’s the sweet spot"

@GerryBohanonJr @BraydenSantiban @HawkeyeFootball @EliotClough @qbcoachbo This is cool and all but how does he look under pressure

New Iowa QB Commit🐤🔥 @BraydenSantiban @HawkeyeFootball

@OhioTate @Walmart Charlie Kirk embraced debate also

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@benonwine And I had teachers like this as a kid

A 25-year-old teacher spent three-and-a-half hours having sex with a 17-year-old boy at her home while her husband was away hunting, with newly unearthed text messages detailing their disturbing relationship. McKenna Kindred, who is now 27, flirted with the boy for months before sleeping with him at her home in Spokane, Washington, in November 2022. Gossip about the encounter spread around Central Valley High School, where Kindred worked and where the teen was known among friends as being 'addicted to sex.' An unidentified friend got into one of the boy's Instagram accounts, where they discovered Kindred saying: 'I was sad when you had to leave my room... when other girls talk about you in my class I could feel myself getting mad.' Kindred also alluded to encounters at school with the boy, texting him to say: 'We almost got caught. I was sad when that student walked in when he did. I wanted you to hold me. I really like being touched by you.' The friend who hacked the teen's Instagram account took photos of the messages and reported it to a teacher, who called Spokane Valley Police. Kindred was arrested and admitted first-degree sexual misconduct in March 2024. The age of consent in Washington State is 16 but authority figures can still be charged with sexually abusing children up to the age of 18 who are in their care. Kindred was sentenced to 24 months' probation and ordered to sign the sex offenders' register for 10 years. She is still with her lawyer husband Kyle and the couple live in a stunning $500,000 home, the Daily Mail revealed earlier this month. Kindred's phone underwent a forensic examination after her arrest. Around the time she had sex with the boy he sent her a message saying 'Mom glad I can satisfy you' Kindred liked the message, with the teen then asking if she had used a sex toy while thinking about him. She replied: 'I did.' He texted her saying 'U should have video it and save it' so he could watch, with Kindred replying: 'Hm next time I need to relearn Snapchat haha.' After Kindred's crimes were reported to police, the boy's mother Ashley Beckley provided investigators with further evidence. She said she had seen an explicit video her son had sent Kindred of himself and photos Kindred had sent him of her breasts. Ashley also told of how she had seen a message Kindred sent to her son where she talked about using a sex toy on herself. The boy was subsequently interviewed by police who told investigators that he started following Kindred on Instagram in June 2022 and that they'd exchanged messages. The pair sent each other photos of their privates, with Kindred inviting him over to the house she shared with her husband Kyle in November 2022. The teen says he got there between 6.30pm and 7pm and that he and Kindred began watching a movie, then kissed. The boy and Kindred went on to have sex on the couch for 10 minutes before moving to Kindred's bedroom. There, they continued having sex until 10pm that night. He said that they eventually 'finished' and returned to the living room where they 'hung out', before having a shower. He ended up leaving Kindred's home at 11.30pm that night. What are your thoughts on this story?

@TJHitchings Roof is blown off yep

Just watched Tom Morello blow the roof off the United Center

@zeusblxckthe1st 🧢

I know kids like this will annoy the h£ll out of you😭but then I don’t get why is the guy complaining for

@ceraliza Roy

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

@kingkrabbyp @StoolMintzy I insist you guys just shut the hell up

I insisted @StoolMintzy take the front seat and he legitimately would not take the front seat and insisted I take it due to his southern roots- gentleman behavior

@DogWalkBarstool Do M&Ms taste based on the color of the M&M

What do you want to see Steven Cheah & Whitesoxdave debate?

@DogWalkBarstool @JackKennedy @kirkmin @nickturani @StevenCheah Can’t wait to see what Chief pulls out of his ass for movies before the 80s, I’m sure he will just have a rotten tomatoes list of the greatest movies from the 70s loaded up and pull from the top

This week on the show

@oonacmccaughan @EBoKnowss @clubtrillion everyone knows you told Sam to vote for you and you voted for yourself

I’ll take it! @EBoKnowss @clubtrillion

@StoolMintzy 2 likes lol

The Fitz Tour

@DaMidgetZimbo I those thought were your bones for a second there

My father would disown me if I didn’t eat a wing like it’s my last

@NFL_DovKleiman The Panthers hat being the odd one out lol

Heartbreaking: Vanderbilt star QB Diego Pavia becomes the first Heisman finalist since 2014 to go undrafted. Pavia invited all his friends and family to watch the draft together in hopes of getting a call. The setup for his draft party 😔💔