Feranmi!🐐

▪️ Prosperity flows to and through me. ▪️ I am worthy of all the good life has to offer, and I deserve to be successful. ▪️ As I allow more abundance into my life, more doors open for me. ▪️I am a winner. ▪️ The universe is on my side. 🗣 Positive Affirmations🍏

@so_dontfear Say cheese

@bliss_utd tf

To my amazing followers and supporters, From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude to every single one of you who stood by me during my journey of “coming up.” From the early days when things were tough, uncertain, and sometimes discouraging, your likes, comments, shares, prayers, kind words, and constant encouragement meant more than you’ll ever know. You didn’t just watch my progress, you cheered me on, believed in me even when I doubted myself, and gave me the strength to keep pushing. Whether you were there from day one or joined somewhere along the way, your support played a huge role in helping me reach this point. Today, as I’ve finally traveled out and stepped into a new chapter of my life, I carry your kindness with me. This milestone wouldn’t feel as special without knowing I had such an incredible community rooting for me. Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for the love. Thank you for being part of my story. I promise to keep making you proud and to stay connected. The journey continues, and I’m excited to share the next phase with you. With all my love and appreciation, Yours faithfully So, Don't Fear.

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@john322226 Short man missing short man

I cook Pooja too bad that he started missing me😭

"you think you're doing me?" Cry for me jhoor 😂

According to the plan that I set for my future, at this age I was supposed to be helping the poor, not joining them. I think something went wrong with the plan 😭😭😂

@patience_Arc_ One of the unspoken cheat code

Mastering Ai prompting is the cheat code in this fast growing Ai economy

DM for a demo

Just built an AI automation app and I can't wait to share with y'all or do y'all want a sneak peek?👀

@john322226 I can swim but in money

80% of men can’t swim

I'm unintentionally making people hate me and I'm loving it😭

Teamiloju💔

By this time next year, I’ll be in a far better place than I am right now.

Today will be good to us 😊🙏

@so_dontfear Pelee 😹

my gf found my twitter account

@Thazhigilla_ I don mark your face 😒

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

@so_dontfear Okay broski

@bliss_utd maybe cuz some people reposted it. i'm not really banned. but my visibility has been limited and today is the 4th day

Oh, semen

@CrownThirst Bro had one job and failed woefully 😂😂

I was with her phone when a text with my name popped on the screen. Her girlfriend 🏳️‍🌈 wanted to know if she was still with me. My girlfriend get girlfriend keh? 🥲 Took me 3 days to process it and decide if it did count as cheating. Once established, both parties decided it was best we mutually terminate the agreement 🤝

@Mide__M 😂😂

God abeg😭😭

@so_dontfear Seriously? Then why am I seeing your tweets?

@bliss_utd lmao i'm under ban