teach

Wore cologne to the dentist

My own family forsaken me

you used to call me on my trump phone

foosketball legends

*surfer voice* rod the waves dude

shout out yung deckk

replacing my son with claude ai because it’s more helpful

putting a check in the church basket

what’s the oblem profficer

my doctor didn’t care too much for my joe swanson impression

this is my chemo mug and i will smash it into a thousand pieces when this is all over

@GlubwrTo full name for one

@blllocky will you have 3 of them

naming my son grand theft auto

They were betting my divorce on kalshi and they won

druski saved my five small children from drowning

forcing my son in law to peel potatoes his whole life

100 tetris fans

how do i beat level 233 on tetris mobile

best dog52583 i will beat you in the tetris level blitz

giving my bitch wife a key lime pie for her birthday

my bitch wife gave me an ultimatum it was either her or tetris