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I MISS NICK PLUMMER

@USA_Polling why do we trust politicians with anything

"Who do you trust more to handle..." 🔴 Immigration: R +11 🔴 National Security: R +9 🔴 Foreign Policy: R +5 🔴 Trade: R +5 🔴 Debt: R +4 🟣 Economy: Tied 🔵 Energy: D +3 🔵 Medicare/Social Security: D +12 🔵 Healthcare: D +12 🔵 Abortion: D +15 🔵 LGBTQ Rights: D +25 Morning Consult / March 29, 2026

@huguruma_izumi florida’s just a state overpopulated by retirees from around the country and hispanics. It’s actually super boring, overpriced, and the only reason people think it’s exciting is because of the laws that make all arrests public and open, so exciting headlines show up in the news.

アメリカはとても深いBBQ文化を持つ国と言うことを知りました。 カリフォルニアは何故か嫌われることが多い州だということを知りました。 フロリダは全裸男性がサケやドラッグをやりながらワニを殴ることが多い州だということを知りました。

@bayrakmedya literally none of them are moving,, it’s a picture

Üniversitede fizik öğretmeninin öğrencilere sorduğu tek final sorusu: Sizce hangi kamyon en yüksek hızla ilerliyor?

@stelzner_n1150 every time we hear “he isn’t that stupid” he proves us wrong within the month

Nothing will happen tonight because Trump knows it would cause a global recession and $200 oil. He isn't that stupid.

@CollegeFBonX let’s see 3 of the michigan players go to the nba

Who wins if they played in basketball. 2025 Florida or 2026 Michigan

@johnewing @BetMGM as a gators fan i can confidently say that they’re overrated on this list

Odds to win 2026-27 College Basketball National Championship at @BetMGM +1000 Florida +1100 Duke +1200 Michigan +1400 Michigan State +1500 Arizona, UConn +1700 Houston +1800 Arkansas +2000 Kansas +2200 Illinois, Texas Tech +2500 North Carolina, Alabama +3000 TCU +3500 BYU +4000 Iowa State, St. John's, Kentucky, Gonzaga, Mizzou +5000 Purdue +6000 Tennessee +6600 UCLA +8000 Virginia, Iowa, Maryland, Marquette +9000 Auburn All other teams +10000 or longer odds Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER

@wanted4mogging you’re right, i’m going to quit and go on unemployment to get more women

not enough people talk about how ugly working a job makes you

@tempacin @Interstella4L also height isn’t everything. It helps a lot, and being short is almost a death sentence on a dating app, but generally that’s just a barrier for entry.

@tempacin @Interstella4L volume can be a negative because dating apps often use an elo system of sorts, similar to chess. If you’re swiping right on everyone, you’ll be less likely to be shown in actual discovery, and because so many other guys have the same idea, girl’s inboxes are full

I think it's time we start having serious conversations on how most men have become obsolete in today's mating market and have little to no chance in finding a partner in their lifetime..

@reallouiehuey they were both president netanyahu

I regret my vote for president Netanyahu.

@neverfadegold @atUncleMustache @HomefrontBeacon @Ken0369Ken cool thanks for clearing that up, my dumbass literally forgot how that would pertain to this

@blockyinkling @atUncleMustache @HomefrontBeacon @Ken0369Ken Yes.

The More You Know

@neverfadegold @atUncleMustache @HomefrontBeacon @Ken0369Ken the free speech portion, right?

@blockyinkling @atUncleMustache @HomefrontBeacon @Ken0369Ken Uh...the 1st...

@LordTDS @MaRy_JaNe1209 maybe we should explore the possibility that both sides could be incredibly evil

People who still support Trump need to be studied.

@OllieCat1923734 @thebenchesclear yes and they still weren’t striking fear then

@blockyinkling @thebenchesclear Didn’t they literally kick yall out of the playoffs last year

i’m genuinely afraid of the marlins

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv i don’t think we need this many numbers retired

The Mets have announced that Carlos Beltrán will be inducted into the Mets Hall of Fame and have his number 15 officially retired by the franchise on Saturday, September 19 at Citi Field as the Mets face the Phillies

@Enclave_Elite @Amalgamyte_VT the pokemon card craze was about scalping. It’s a different problem entirely

@Amalgamyte_VT To be fair, a year ago grown men were getting into fist fights over Pokemon cards. I think this is mainly an American consoomerist problem.

Daily reminder that women are basically children

@runwildkian *omg

Haven’t seen Mark this locked in since October 2024 omfg

@bucsnbrews i paid $50 for it,, i’m going to leave whatever stickers i want on it lol

Leaving the stickers on your new baseball cap looks dumb as hell.