emmy belly

got sun chips at Staples. Ate some now I can’t see the color red

just me bartending and my 50 year old bar regulars against the world

i hate watching videos of people who just looking at themselves in the phone. Girl lock in

i dont care if their bread is 90% yoga mat subway smells so goddamn good

never be afraid to poop on company time beautiful woman

and do they fight each other. if i was connected to my sister she would have no defense. I would rock her/my shit

what happens with conjoined twins if one of them wants to bedrot and the other one wants to go for a run

I love coffee so much i should do adderall

explained who clavicular was to my coworkers today i felt like a 12 year old boy

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

2hollis drag queen TunaHollis

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

This particular image got me though some of my most evil thoughts and headspaces

wonderful ad placement on youtube

i want ur things in my room

yes can i get the zert menu

Fuck looksmaxxing im gonna start moneymaxxing. Breadstackmaxxing. Notbuyingdumbshitmaxxing

I hate showing my coworkers stuff on my phone i be naked as fuck in here

ordering the clit sucker 3000 vibrating wand through my local pharmacy drive thru and they tell me to leave

calling in drunk as fuckkkkkk to work