melanin mommy 🤭

So David lost some of his things Me: it's how casual you are about losing valuables that hurts me, really. Like you don't care. David: looks sad, says sorry, then sends me this voice note a few days later. Now I'm feeling bad about judging him unfairly 🥹🥰

Is the dick removing chunks of cervical flesh?

Having Botox is like a disability for actors

The notion that a man will treat the woman he “truly wants” right has done so much damage to young women’s discernment. It’s never been about this dream girl. It’s always been about men’s lack of character. You understand this, the less you internalize how they view/treat you.

All fun and games till e reach one old woman wey no go follow you word she go just disappear

Say no more. Nigerian babies are fed sugar-packed Cerelac while European babies get the same brand with zero added sugar. The same culprit? Nestlé. Ultimately, NAFDAC is to be held responsible. Their mandate is to protect the health of Nigerians and they are failing at it.

The true size of Nigeria 🇳🇬

Anyway if ima do metallic polish I’m only doing chrome SORRY!

What is shocking about a bisexual woman getting married to a woman? Do you people think the bi is for aesthetics??

My madam is a Professor of English. When she earned her PhD, we attended her graduation and celebration. Everyone praised her. Her husband is “just” a degree holder, but he is a very successful Igbo businessman. After the graduation, whenever they were invited to events or family programs, their names were often written as “Mr and Dr. Mrs…” It became so frequent that it began to seem like people were no longer giving the husband the respect he deserved because of the emphasis on her title. Later, the wife’s village sent a message that they wanted to honor her husband for his support and contributions to the community. The wife insisted that he be made a chief instead. Now, they are addressed as “Chief and Prof. Mrs…”