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latina mami who don’t play about ventura highway by america

coffee from my french press is so good i need to ride it

@supraa6ix i already gave myself a haircut 😭✌️ like butterfly layers kinda lmao

@blu3moonsafari What are you going to get tho?

i need a haircut so bad i need a rebranding

@hejustlikeme i don’t want to miss out i’m never gonna be 42 again :(

@blu3moonsafari Not at all

is 42 too old to be into che

@dylanbinsteezy aren’t we too unc to be this tapped in with boyliife 😔

@blu3moonsafari I’m 56 and listen to 2hollis dw about it

@vicewater uncmogging everyone in the pit fr

@blu3moonsafari Im 73 years young and sayso says open the pit ✌🏻👴

@dylanbinsteezy i don’t really get why some christians defend israel so hard when jews don’t even believe in jesus 😭

@blu3moonsafari We’re cucks to Israel because of imperialism and all the boomer Catholics who think it’s our life’s purpose to defend Jerusalem, we’re so lost 💔

Ecuador century of humiliation 😍

they started putting ads in the middle of duolingo lessons and i’m gonna blame trump for this

the skinniest bitch you know won’t eat fruit unless it’s soaked in chamoy

@anjosMP3 madre mía

i never body shame unless it’s a genuinely evil person or myself

fatmogged everyone at the nail salon

@dylanbinsteezy that makes sense tbh

@blu3moonsafari Lowkey it’s also because they be using Twitter like hinge

what’s with people from nyc putting their city in their bio like it’s a badge just because they can afford to live there

@CHAINSAWonee ok that would be valid but i thought LA usually gets them first

@blu3moonsafari its the fact that they get the earliest and rarest movie screenings

drunk texting and i ain’t even drunk yet

wishing i was a chopped man so i can be loved genuinely