Dandi Bander

@BluTeam_Medic [TIGHT hug.] I'm alright! Hud's alright! We're all alright! How 'bout you, doc?

@BluTeam_Medic WHO ARE Y- oh it's just Fritz. I just got transferred back here. If you know what I mean.

WHAT TIME'S IT I OVERSLEPT

@GoingToFindYou Riots involving FIRE! Which is like 90% of all riots anyway. Fire? I'll be there.

@GoingToFindYou No shit. How've you been? I may or may not have participated in several riots.

@GoingToFindYou You gotta remember when to turn off that cloak!

@GoingToFindYou FUCKING FUCK SAXTON HALE CHRIST where did you come from.

Sorry. I was trekking back from Ferguson. Even I know what happened there was bullshit. AND NOW IT'S ALL FIRE.

having up to 6 bear traps stuck on me has not changed me, i am still the same

you don t have to not set things on fire

The pollen is everywhere and my mask doesn't do enoughhhhhhCHOOOO

@mst3k_ebooks STUMP BEEFKNOB.

I want to decide who lives and dies!

Many novice campers make the mistake of doing every over-the-top, bizarre thing the trees telepathically tell them to do.

@NightValeRadio AND FULL OF CYANIDE

@NightValeRadio DO YOU KNOW /WHO/ YOUR CHILD IS?

Make like a tree and slowly, imperceptibly, stalk humans before striking one day when no one else is looking.

@spartanx170 The only time I even touched an Xbox was when I loaded it into a catapult to use as ammo!

Oh my God. Why are people chopping down ACTUAL trees. THIS IS WHY TREE PEOPLE DON'T TRUST US.

@spartanx170 WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME.