XaviersCartman

That’s why there is so many graves at this cemetery

HAMMERED AT GRADUATION. ROLL MUSKIESSS

Who knew they were hoopers #greenbean

Th Jehovah witnesses pulled up with a squad to the hoop sesh. ON JEHOVAH THEY GOIN WITNESS THE WORK IMA GIVE EM

Love walking into Dana’s and hearing is that ************

Stiflers mom

Cartman is back home at cvg. Airport beer number 7 after a double Bloody Mary on the plane life is good

Cartmans favorite thing. Airport beer. Number 6 for me.

Father- why is it called quitting cold turkey. Why not frozen monkey or cold raccoon.

Update: slurrrrricane arrived.

Ordered a slurrricane. Grandparents at the table so I tried to be discreet. Waitress yells just to confirm you wanted the slurrricane. Cover was blown. Grandparents think I’m an alcoholic

lostNUnbound

@steelerfanboy Little me used to blast this

Any ball knowers? #HumbleYoungBoy

If I you want the jehovas witnesses to leave you alone. Make up a story about loving meth and ask them if they have any. You will soon find them like this pondering life

Airport P.F. Chang’s is top notch. Great beer great service. Not enough chinamen tho. #wheretheasiansat?

zendaya is not that good looking.

37 in the first quarter

Offcial 2026 collegiate burnerverse rankings.

Michael Beasley

Building the RICO. Day by day.