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@bluecornerstore ‘Oldham boys are slags’

I once knew someone who genuinely thought the lyrics went “Hi. Why’d you only call me when you’re... hi!” Feel free to share your commonly misheard Arctic Monkeys lyrics 💀👇🏻

@bluecornerstore They're always experimenting and evolving. It's the kind of music that one can listen to over and over and yet not get tired of listening. Not as ace as AM of course but loved the laid back Alex Turner.

@bluecornerstore I like lounge music. And I love the Arctic Monkeys. So a win win for me. But I agree that too many tracks sound the same. And I miss the guitar riffs, but we still have the AM back catalogue for that. Four stars out of 5 👌🏻

@bluecornerstore I have listened to it 3 1/2 times today. It's different. I like it, but have to admit it's disappointing after AM, which is one of my favorite albums of all time. My main complaint is that all of the songs have the same tempo and kind of sound the same.

Just finished listening to Alex Turner’s first solo... I mean the new Arctic Monkeys album. I dig it. What do you think?

I call this one ‘brohemian rhapsody’.

Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Here’s two tracks from the new @ArcticMonkeys album... thank us later 👇🏻 youtu.be/i7PoC-lIAeg

I call this one ‘guys, can you all stand one step lower than me so I look a bit taller, please’.

This one is called ‘Meanwhile in the men’s changing room’.

After much thought, I called this one ‘Don’t sit down because I’ve only brought one chair. The rest of you will unfortunately have to stand.’

We call this one ‘bromance on a balcony’.

I call this one ‘staring on stairs’

EVERYBODY RIOT twitter.com/arcticmonkeys/…

@bluecornerstore So that's what a mid 30's nervous breakdown looks like.

A wild shadow puppet appeared!

Surely this line-up was made in a parallel universe where @ArcticMonkeys doesn’t exist? 👎🏻 twitter.com/officialrandl/…

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