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@LisaSuth1988 Beans on toast with grated cheese 😋

@VinnieSull1van The truest tweet I have ever seen 😂😂

When you walk into a shop looking for something they don't have so you have to use dramatic body language to display you're not a thief when walking out empty-handed.

Describe Jess Phillips in one word? And where has she vanished to?

@GBNEWS Get the bloke who’s just smashed the marathon to go. He’ll do it in half the time.

Humans could reach new galaxy over four light-years away in just two decades gbnews.com/science/space-…

Put me down for two

@suemcco11 @Zanarkand99 Sad state of affairs when people are entertained by videos like that.

@Zanarkand99 so sad, that video should never have been shared either! so awful & so disrespectful to her loved ones, i like many others thought it was just a street fight and was thinking how grim and then you suddenly see the end of the video and it’s so disturbing

unfortunately klaudia the woman intentionally run over at the other weekend in Mayfair has passed away, so awful 💔 hopefully that cowardly creature who did it serves a LONG time! .. also that video should NEVER have been shared online! we all watched someone’s murder & it was spread all over the internet.. the only ppl who should have seen that video is the police. Plz stop spreading & recording things like this!

@Witterbird_84 That’s got headache written all over it! 😂

Reminder tomorrow me this was a good idea at the time

@onebtwocs If I did, the lights would be on all night 😂

@ZaraD_00 Oh yes 😂

@bluegarth84 The phone. 😆

Me this morning too. 🥴

@onebtwocs Love the second one, woods behind it and overlooking the water.

@onebtwocs Dream house! Although does remind me of a lake Placid 🐊

@AnthonyMahoney3 @emilybastow_ Unacceptable that more people haven’t liked/laughed at this 😂😂

@emilybastow_ Euston ! We have a problem

euston is actually the shittest station of all time I can’t stand it

@GladYuengling 🤢 Absolutely horrendous, you should be ashamed of posting that…. Liked and followed.

Just popping in to say hi. Hope yall are doing well. Any recommendations on how to improve my account?

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa.. dailymail.com/news/article-1…

C’mon Leicester help us out!

@Witterbird_84 Love how many people got it straight away 😂

If someone told you not to Google something would you still Google it? Well I did. They were right. I did not need to know what that word means. I don't want to excite the sex bots so I will not say it. 7 letters starts with a B ends ke

@PontistGirl This might just be the worst thing I’ve seen on here today 😂😂

Some people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond. You've got to be non-shallot.

I completely walked past this humming Jurassic Park theme tune. If you know you know. Do you know?

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