Blue Kitten

@EmilySm43 Void

Name one

@mariajan786 15

How many square you see ..? 99.9% will fail

@otokyo__ Pucker.

We're looking for a name for this amazing Renaissance painting. 😂 What would you call it?

@ohhanxiety Squash Tennis Bowling

can you?

@CountDraculaDB I'd TELL everyone that it was chocolate.... then sit back as they throw Ferrero Rocher at me and wonder why I'm not leaving....

Let us have some fun...

@kendalljayyzhxu Assuming that the gaps in the lines are just due to the quality of the drawing, then only cup 6 will fill. Otherwise, depending on the flow rate, some might accidently drip into cup 2.

Which one is first....!

@Mishi_2210 22

How many people still in the room ? 🤔

@kendalljayyzhxu 20

99.9% will fail..!! How many 4's did you see..??

@DudziakDarren @McGourt5 @Matt_Pinner "Grill 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, eat 'em...." Ye gods, I'm old.

@McGourt5 @Matt_Pinner A potato waffle Birdseye potato waffle they’re waffley versatile it’s a British thing from Birds Eye

What's missing 🤔

@Perry_smitgil A failing government

@Aliya562219 Two

How many people went for the picnic?

@Mishi_2210 1050. 500 DIVIDED by 0.5 is 1000. 500 MULTIPLIED by 0.5 is 250.

If Answer is not "300" Then what's the answer 🤔 0.00001% will get this right only for Sharp minded

@RightPulseNewss This is the same as "As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives....." etc.

Can you solve it?

@james_xond Yes, while partner was undergoing chemotherapy in hospital. Four months working 12hrs M-F, then 6hrs each Sat & Sun. Bills needed paying, & not entitled to any benefits as not married and my base was more than 16hrs p/wk. (Back in 1999)

Be honest. Have you ever had to work more than 50 hours in a week?

@NoContextBrits "Fawlty Towers" - no question.

@OvercoatsWooden Is there anywhere that we can buy all the series please? I miss Antigone's life view.....

Have yourself a very Piffling Christmas and get our Christmas special: Rudyard Ruins Everything pay-what -you- can. Enjoy yourselves! 🎄🎅❄️☃️

@susie_dent My mistake was never having heard the word "hyperbole" spoken aloud, that I perceived it as "hyper-bowl"....

I am loving the replies to this. Thanks to everyone for sharing their own epi-fannies.

@SlenderSherbet I thought it had an interesting grain pattern to begin with 🍆, then I saw the orange overseer....

Although I normally post animal stuff, I guess if you know anyone that wants to buy a table?

@dannywallace Don't think even King's Lynn Aldi will hire him....

I love that he's just called "Andrew" now. Like he's an Aldi Beyonce.

@wisbechstandard It's hardly fair to demand that something is completed ahead of schedule. That's what schedules are for. Just be satisfied with being completed on time.

Councillor calls for important bridge crossing to open ahead of schedule ift.tt/3Q4b7xP