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@jemelehill Been waiting to see what you had in store for your hubby as soon as the game was over; you did not disappoint! 🤣

ICYMI, my husband and I made a bet about the Lions-49ers game — and today he had to pay up youtu.be/O2pSrmwn4t8?si…

@timkawakami 49ers doing their best Warriors 3rd quarter imitation!

17-0 49ers third quarter that might end up as a relatively important moment in this era.

@timkawakami I don’t see him signing with a team that plays on turf like Toronto.

If Ohtani is choosing between the Dodgers and Blue Jays, obviously Giants Fans will be rooting for Toronto. But also: How in the hell did the Blue Jays get ahead of the Giants?

@susanslusser @sfchronicle Taking my kid to this series, will be strange seeing Belt not wearing #9. This series is also a reunion with @KevinGausman. I’ll never forget his walk off against the Braves that Joc was helpless to defend.

And from me, former teammates, etc, share their best Belt stories: Giants will reunite with life-of-the-party Brandon Belt in Toronto sfchronicle.com/sports/giants/… via @sfchronicle

@hknightsf @GhostofEdie @RafaelMandelman I’m guessing it was a hearing to get a variance approved. Went to a hearing and there were a bunch of lawyers, architects, and Pac Heights neighbors there to battle it out over a proposed additional bedroom.

@GhostofEdie @RafaelMandelman Wow! What was the meeting about?

My latest column: “Nothing in San Francisco comes cheap — not even a free toilet.” The latest in the saga of the $1.7 million toilet: The Noe Valley Town Square will get a donated modular toilet this year, but the cost could still reach $1 million. sfchronicle.com/sf/bayarea/hea…

@bryceraley @Super70sSports Blue represents Quebec’s provincial flag.

@Super70sSports I’ve got a similar one. What the hell is Canada doing choosing red, white and blue uni’s. How was an 8 yr old in 1984 supposed to know?

If you're wearing this cap, you're a friend of mine. And probably also an unemployed Canadian vagrant but that's not really my main point.

Finally using up that 500ft spool I bought a decade ago.

Renovation #4 underway and I just learned the hard way that @RejuvenationInc is not a vendor I can trust. I’m now a super detractor of all your brands including @potterybarn and @WilliamsSonoma. Rip me off by $1500 today will cost you 10s of thousands in business in 24 months

Me if I were in Halifax right now…

Today’s hole in the wall will be tomorrow’s en-suite bathroom.

@IhateBenRayner Ask one of the ushers if there’s a place in the stadium where they can print you a certificate to commemorate her first TFC game.

@IhateBenRayner 12 year old still has lots of stuffies including Sgt Blackberry that you gifted him a while back.

Taking my daughter to her first TFC game tonight and I think she might be excited. All of her stuffies are watching a soccer match.

Bike valet said I have a beautiful bike. I picked it because it reminded me of our honeymoon in Italy when we saw an older man in his Sunday finest riding along a country road. I’ve never seen someone look happier.

@hknightsf Neither of those older model buses are as cool as the New Routemaster.

The only thing more charming than London’s famous red double-decker buses are the purple ones honoring Queen Elizabeth for her Platinum Jubilee. 👑

My latest column: Visiting London and riding its extensive public transit — including the new, fantastic Elizabeth Line — provides a stark contrast to the Bay Area’s limited public transportation systems. And to San Francisco’s yet-to-open Central Subway. sfchronicle.com/sf/bayarea/hea…

I hope that we will see the return of @MCHammer riding a flaming snail in this year’s @warriors Championship Parade, maybe @LondonBreed can ride with him this time.

@LaJethroJenkins Everything is gentrified in San Francisco, even the Mac and Cheese. 🤣 My kid eats it at least 3x a week agrees with your assessment. When we go out to dinner, it’s old school all the way or he ain’t having it!

Ayesha can cook, y’all. The rib was wet but it tasted real good. Not with the fancy ass Mac and cheese tho. Let’s stick to grandmas recipe. I ain’t with all the extras.

@NBAOfficial Kane Fitzgerald is the Angel Hernandez of the @NBA.

Pool Report on the Flagrant Foul Penalty 2 issues to Golden State’s Draymond Green official.nba.com/pool-report-on…

@IhateBenRayner Have you introduced her to Frances England yet?

The Frozen soundtrack has been demoted. Dad's cunning plan has finally paid off. Albeit just in time for the 5-year-old's embrace of "Free Ride" to coincidence with "Free Ride" on fuckin' loop all day long on some TV commercial I keep hearing in the background.

@amandamull Or install tile! I’ve been amazed by the random skills that you can learn on YouTube like here’s how to repair a specific model of dishwasher.

skill loss and service sector expansion are interesting but they extend to women too, and we’ve been farming out specialized tasks for the last thousand years of human history. also watch a YouTube for chrissakes it will tell you how swap out your kitchen faucet or hang shelves

alright besides the many other weird things happening in this tweet I don’t think paving has ever been, like, a thing dad does

RIP National League Baseball. The only pitcher we are going to see got a home run this year plays in the American League.