BLUE'S NEWS

WARNING FOR ANYONE FOLLOWING/VIEWING THIS ACC: all my posts are jokes, they are never meant with any ill intent. all "controversy" on this acc is a joke. it is a little funny haha with friends. i will not be using tone indicators on my posts, bcuz i expect every1 to read this.

we are losing funding plz someone be problematic

REN HAS ADMITTED TO BELIEVING LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE ARENT REAL

RUMOR HAS IT ENDER OF CCK IS INDEED THE BIRTHDAY BOY TODAY

THEY DID FOLLOW THROUGH AND SUCCESSFULLY HAD A LOVELY TIME ON HYPE HOUSE

RUMOR HAS IT: REN0R30, CANDLESTYX, DARKLATEX, AND BLUEBURRY ARE PLANNING TO REBIRTH THE CCK HYPEHOUSE TODAY :eyes: STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT IF THEY FOLLOW THROUGH!

BREAKING NEWS FINN HAS TURNED INTO MR BEAST

BREAKING NEWS: CANDLESTYX HAS ADMITTED TO SAYING HANDS ARE GOOD AND THE PUBLIC IS OUTRAGED

BREAKOFNG RTONEWSS FI CNSAJD GOINF TO FTHE D DCOYRODR

@Ren0R30 YES CHANNEL 5 NEWS MY GOOD FRIEND!

@bluesjuicynews Oh cool, so u got like a tv station or like a radio station or podcast or sumth????????

THANK YOU LOYAL SUPPORTER!! YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT! BLUE'S NEWS ONLY GIVES THE JUICIEST FACTS

@Ren0R30 OF COURSE NOT, BLUE'S NEWS IS A VERY POPULAR TRUTH-FILLED NEWS CHANNEL

@bluesjuicynews Am I the only supporter?

@Candlestyx1 THIS PERSON IS CLEARLY PRETENDING TO BE ME.

This guy is a joke, he’s soooooo obvious, thank you Finn for figuring out the pattern

@Candlestyx1 yes 100% my entire account is satire. satire? is that the right word?

The bald saga is all /j and is not mean spirited so please remember that, also warning for derealization

@Candlestyx1 IM GIVING THE PEOPLE IMPORTANT UPDATES ON THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE

@bluesjuicynews Why are you trying to ruin peoples lives? Like do you get your sick kicks from it

MORE SPICY NEWS COMING AT YOU ALL TONIGHT!! WILBUR HAS ADMITTED TO FUCKING A TRACTOR

@Candlestyx1 I WOULD NEVER COMPARE THE COMPLETELY-RELIABLE BLUES NEWS TO FOX NEWS

Blues news did you hack someone’s discord?? Wtf man go touch grass or whatever, this is waaaaay too far for your silly drama Twitter

@Candlestyx1 IVE NEVER HACKED A DISCORD. I DONT EVEN HAVE DISCORD. THIS PERSON IS CLAIMING TO BE ME.

BREAKING NEWS!!! WE JUST GOT CONFIRMATION THAT FINN NIKI NIHACHU IS ALSO BALD!!