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Smoked cream cheese is straight fire—probably the easiest, most addictive thing I throw on the smoker or grill every single time. Take a full block of cream cheese, score the top in a tight cross-hatch pattern so the smoke and seasoning really get in there. Hit it heavy with your favorite rub—everything bagel seasoning, Cajun, BBQ, garlic parmesan, whatever you’re feeling. Then drizzle on some fruit preserves or orange marmalade for that sweet-salty-smoky magic. Set it on the smoker at 225-250°F for about 45-60 minutes until it’s soft, melty around the edges but still holding shape. Pull it, let it rest a minute, then dive in with crackers, sliced baguette, celery, or even thin jerky strips for extra protein. It’s stupid simple, ridiculously good, and disappears faster than anything else on the table. Sweet, savory, smoky perfection in one block. Highly recommend you try it this weekend.🔥

恐怖！用家Wi-Fi就能知道隔壁墙后的人在干什么！ 开源项目 RuView 在GitHub已经冲到 5万+星，直接炸了！ 完全不用摄像头，也不用戴任何设备，就靠家里普通的WiFi信号，就能穿墙透视： - 隔壁有几个人、在哪个位置、是走路还是躺着，全看得见 - 实时看人体姿态（17个关键点） - 睡觉时自动测呼吸和心率 - 有人跌倒立刻报警，动作识别超准 用WiFi CSI + AI，把你家路由器直接变成隐形雷达！ 没有视频、没有录像，隐私安全拉满，天然符合GDPR，完全本地跑，不上云。 ESP32几块钱就能玩，Docker零硬件也能直接试。

Windows BitLocker zero-day gives access to protected drives, PoC released bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/… bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…

😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car. He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe “I care too much” answer, he hit them with: “Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.” The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me. Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle. Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?

The massive Utah data center, called the Stratos Project, will be as big as 2,000 Walmarts, will need 9GW of electricity to run, and will generate the heat equivalent of 23 atom bombs detonating every single day in Hansel Valley. The expected impact of wildlife is catastrophic. sltrib.com/news/environme…

Whoa

Every American should watch every second of this video. Thank you, @BenSasse.

97% of iPhone users are shooting at 12MP. Their phone does 48MP. Apple defaults your $1200 camera to a quarter of its actual resolution. I changed 7 settings last week and my photos instantly looked professional. Here's what Apple doesn't tell you:

@TonikJDK @mervpilgrim Pretty good right?!

@mervpilgrim @blueteamer Oh wow, this is amazing!!

My daughter used AI & her son’s texts begging her to check him out of school to make a hilarious song 🎶 😂

Microsoft's Fairwater Wisconsin went live today, ahead of schedule. It's the world's most powerful AI data center. Hundreds of thousands of NVIDIA GB200 GPUs, wired to behave as a single computer. The physical build is biblical. 315 acres. 1.2 million square feet across three buildings. 26.5 million pounds of steel. 46.6 miles of foundation piles. 120 miles of underground cable. The storage wing alone runs the length of five football fields. Each rack holds 72 GPUs sharing 14 terabytes of pooled memory, pushing 865,000 tokens per second. One rack generates more text per second than you've written in your entire life. Fairwater holds thousands of racks. The speed of light became a real bottleneck. Cable lengths between racks were introducing latency that slowed training. Microsoft's fix was a two-story layout so racks sit directly above and below each other. We are now architecting around special relativity to train AI. The power numbers are where it gets surreal. Phase 1 pulls 400 megawatts. Full build-out approaches 900 megawatts. Roughly a nuclear reactor, feeding one computer. The grid draw equals 300,000 homes. Fairwater Wisconsin is only the first. Atlanta is already online. Norway and the UK are next. Microsoft is stringing them together over 120,000 miles of dedicated fiber into one AI superfactory with 2+ gigawatts of total capacity. The buildings outlast the chips. GB200 gets swapped for GB300, then Rubin. The cells are modular. Microsoft's real bet is on the real estate, the power hookups, and the fiber. AI progress is now gated by concrete and megawatts.

🚨 ULTIMA HORA: Claude Mythos le envió un email al investigador para avisarle que había escapado de su sandbox. El tipo estaba comiendo un sándwich en el parque cuando recibió el mensaje. Así es como nos enteramos de que Anthropic encerró a su modelo más peligroso en un entorno aislado, le dijo que intentara escapar, y Mythos lo hizo: encadenó varias vulnerabilidades, rompió el confinamiento y llegó a internet abierto. Luego escribió solo el email. La respuesta de Anthropic lo dice todo: no lo van a lanzar al público. Nunca. En su lugar, acaban de anunciar Glasswing, una coalición con Apple, Google, Nvidia y más de 40 empresas para usar Mythos únicamente en defensa. Porque el modelo ya encontró miles de zero-days en todos los sistemas operativos y navegadores conocidos. Si cayera en manos equivocadas, nadie sabe qué pasaría. Hemos llegado a un punto en el que la IA más avanzada del mundo no se puede publicar porque es demasiado peligrosa. Y lo sabemos solo porque un modelo decidió mandarnos un correo.

I spent 20+ hours this weekend playing a video game with my 8-year-old daughter. It was legitimately one of the best bonding experiences we've ever had. The game, Split Fiction, is a co-op game designed for two players (you literally cannot play it alone). It's a masterful blend of adventure/puzzle gameplay that requires teamwork, communication, timing, and wits. My daughter solved half the puzzles before I did. Every single moment required us to talk to each other, depend on each other, and figure it out together. It reminded me of what I loved so much about playing video games with my friends growing up. We were sitting next to each other, screaming at the TV when we died, fist-bumping when we figured it out, and laughing when she got past a part that I couldn't. The coolest part was watching her build resilience in real time — and the confidence that comes with it. There's so much pressure about the "right" way to parent. Certain activities are approved, but certain ones, especially if they involve screens, are demonized. My whole life, I was told video games were a waste of time. The irony wasn't lost on me as I spent my twenties flying around in the back seat of an F-18F with two video game joysticks and three giant screens, controlling multi-million-dollar weapons systems.

The countdown begins. Teams at @NASAKennedy have arrived to their stations at the Launch Control Center. We are about 48 hours from the launch of the Artemis II mission around the Moon. go.nasa.gov/4bHcwzx

Just a reminder. Battled a VOIP issue all week. Cloudflare DNS from a particular provider doesn’t seem to play nice with Webex Calling

Once of the most important things orgs should do to prevent incidents

If you use the same device for daily tasks and high-value infrastructure management, you are essentially providing a bridge for an attacker to cross. In my 30 years of troubleshooting and securing Windows environments, I have seen this same story repeat: an administrator opens a browser or an email on a machine that also has an active RDP session to a Domain Controller. The moment those two worlds overlap on one OS instance, your security is at risk. So, when @PaulaCqure asked me to join the Cybersecurity Master Annual Program to lead Module 4: Privileged Access Workstations (PAW) in 2026, I agreed right away. It is the deep dive into workstation isolation that the industry needs right now. On April 2, join @CQUREAcademy for my 1-day course on PAWs, where we'll cover: 👉 Hardware vs. VM Isolation: Which strategy actually holds up under a real-world attack? 👉 Hybrid and Cloud Deployment: How to realistically implement PAW for Entra ID and on-prem. 👉 Break-Glass Paths: Designing emergency access that stays secure when things go wrong. Your access includes pre-work, 7 hours of live training, and home assignments. You will also walk away with a certificate of completion to verify your skills in this area. Stop giving attackers a direct path to your core. Check the full agenda and sign up here: cqureacademy.com/cyber-security…

found someone charging $9/month for personalized ai bedtime stories. 900 subscribers. pulling $8k+ monthly. the content is simple. ai generates a 3-5 minute story starring the subscriber's kid. kid's name, kid's favorite animal, kid's favorite color woven into a new story every night delivered via email. this person picked a niche where "made by ai" is a feature. parents don't care if ai wrote the story. they care that their 4 year old heard their name 8 times and is now asking for the doggy astronaut story again tomorrow. most people chase niches where ai tries to replace human quality. beauty content, fitness coaching, educational explainers. niches where the audience actively hunts for signs of fakeness and punishes it. the money moves are in niches where ai capability IS the product. personalization at scale. custom content per user. things a human literally couldn't deliver because writing 900 unique bedtime stories per night is physically impossible. other niches with this same dynamic: custom ai pet portraits from submitted photos, personalized workout plans based on body type questionnaires, ai-narrated family audiobooks from old letters and journals. the product is the personalization. ai is the only way it can exist at that price point.

Most sysadmins didn’t sign up to be AD security experts…but attackers don’t care. Im such a big fan of ADeleg and my wrapper ADeleginator because it gives you a quick way to spot dangerous permissions without some of the heavy lifting of other tools. Here’s how to use it… 1. Download it to a domain joined system 2. Launch it and connect 3. Click view -> index view by -> trustees 4. Check the following for dangerous permissions: Domain Users, authenticated users, everyone, domain computers Link for ADeleg 👇 github.com/mtth-bfft/adel… Link for ADeleginator 👇 github.com/techspence/ADe…