Adam Walpole

@sarah__graceee A client of mine in Seguin is the one that bought him. Just pulled shoes and trimmed him yesterday

I wanted this big guy to go home with me just to be a useless pet cause he was the BIGGEST sweetheart. My arms couldn’t even reach around his neck!

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" is a sticker on a bike but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick

If by offshore drilling you mean 'let's bang some chicks on a boat' then I'm all for it. #pimphandstrong

Save me a piece of that corn!

Girl you gonna hurt somebody, God I hope it's me

There's a simple truth to the morning sun, things don't change they just light up

Dubya is the GOAT. Merica.

“Don’t come in here with that bs” Me coming in with the bs: twitter.com/La_Brotha/stat…

"Why are you always drinking?" Me:

Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV

If you don't run up like this we ain't friends

PEMDAS: please excuse my drunk ass Snapchats

How To Get Away With Murder (2014)