skylizard 🐉

do people not have real life friends anymore ?

DO NOT PUT YOUR WATER BOTTLE IN THE DISHWASHER 😭😭😭😭 💔💔

Siamo tutti di sinistra finché non iniziamo a lavorare

I keep accidentally asking for a blowjob instead of a blowout at the salon

For those that know, I used to go to the cinema all the time but haven’t been able to since October 2023 due to anxiety and having panic attacks, which then carried over to affecting other aspects of my life. Today, I finally decided to make my big return (thank u therapy)

For those that know, I used to go to the cinema all the time but haven’t been able to since October 2023 due to anxiety and having panic attacks, which then carried over to affecting other aspects of my life. Today, I finally decided to make my big return (thank u therapy)

Но подмышки пусть будут « в тепле» 🤦‍♀️

I ONCE TASTED POOP, and I don’t think I’ll ever do it again, honestly. There was a time I gently asked my boyfriend if we could try anal. I knew it might be a bit tricky, so I made sure we used plenty of lube to make it more comfortable for him. I was very gentle and careful, but when I tried to insert the vibrator, he reacted strongly to the pain and couldn’t handle it, so he asked me to stop. The vibrator got stuck, and when I tried to pull it out, I pulled too hard and some POOP ended up on my face. It was quite watery, and I ended up tasting it 🤢it was strange, though not as bad as I expected.

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