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@blush_01
Glass half full. Bad at estimating. Raging harridan. Sí / í. Cis is not a slur. GC? Get blocked. I am God Almighty™. Only anonymous if you're a stranger.🤫
deletia, IE Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Saw a fully grown man on a child's motorised wannabe dirt bike with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth in Thurles the other day and the image is living in my head rent-free.
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With all of our struggles and losses over 2025 I wish 2026 to be kinder to us all. That we may be happy and healthy, to love and be loved. That we are gentler on ourselves and others around us. I hope the new year brings peace, prosperity and a fresh hope ❤️ #HappyNewYear #2026 x
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@Caccabus I'm going to go with that Johann, had to get my friend to wipe most of it off my head until I could get to a bathroom. Pigeon 1 - Úna 0 today. 😂
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@blush_01 I was told it was lucky to be shat upon by a bird. 🦅
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A bird just shit on my head. Either 2025 still has a few laughs up its sleeve, or I'm finally at the end of this trial of a year, either way you have to laugh, don't you?
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I have a fridge full of rashers, pancetta, cream, blue cheese, smoked salmon, and not a breeze what to make other than a heart attack.
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So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.
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@MaryMc_31 Couldn't agree more. If people are so desperate for a bargain, there's always online shopping - sales start on Christmas Day so saying they open on the 26th to compete with online sales is a fudge. If grocers can close on the 26th, so can other retailers.
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I don't know why we can't close on 26th too.
Retail staff deserve a proper break and so we really need to be shopping? Sales can wait a day.
RTÉ News@rtenews
Retailers in Dublin city centre have said there has been a "steady" stream of shoppers for the post-Christmas sales after a slower start to spending earlier this month due to bad weather and an increase in online purchases rte.ie/news/business/…
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@dineen20dineen Lots of automated calls, ringing from a UK number, asking me to add them on WhatsApp about a job? No thanks!
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Anyone getting calls from different UK numbers must be some kind of scam
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@jenhoganjourno They genuinely don't feel the child when they're out and about. It never ceases to amaze me.
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Middle of November. Orange weather warning. The teen has left the house in shorts.
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My grandpa told me that in the old days, TV channels would stop broadcasting around midnight. They'd play the national anthem and then go completely off air until morning. Is that real, or is he messing with me?
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@Berlinnaeus @NewstalkFM @AnMailleach That'd be like regretting your grandad giving you one of his Orchard Jellies and letting you pet his dog. Weirdos.
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The people of Ireland will ‘probably regret’ Michael D Higgins’ term of office in the fullness of time, a politics expert has predicted.
@AnMailleach
newstalk.com/news/michael-d…
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@NiecyOKeeffe Lumbar punctures at their best are a weird-feeling, rotten dose of a thing to go through, hope you're feeling better soon Niecy.
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This is why I’ve been so quiet lately. Apologies if I’ve neglected replies. I’ve gone numb in my belly and back spinal region, no sensation. Very strange. But it’ll be grand. Maybe a pinched nerve or some stupid shit. Be grand.
Niecy O'Keeffe@NiecyOKeeffe
Me: I’m not having a Spinal Tap. Great friend: Darling, it’s a lumbar puncture, that’s not a Spinal Tap. Me: *googles* *holds up phone* Great friend: 🫣🫣
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@KarSugrue @BritishVogue @ChanteJoseph When you date men, you understand why single women are happier. It's sadly a no-brainer.
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I’m really looking forward to this conversation coming to Ireland. Single women are happier, healthier, have more friends, & live longer than women in relationships.
Single men do worse on every measurable metric.
#singlestudiesIreland #SingleStudies @BritishVogue @ChanteJoseph
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The hazelnut pain au chocolat from Mueller and O'Connell (Abbeyleix) is a god-tier pastry.
When I pop the 'spare' one in the air fryer for 2 minutes in the morning... 🤤🤤🤤
(Yes, I tried to heat one in the oven once and forgot about it for an hour. There were tears.)
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her ego. Got to question that triple digit claim... (To think those of us whose ancestors survived a mass genocide are all intellectual inferiors of a nation led by a tangerine is a stretch, isn't it? Might not have much power but her brain is definitely able to contort itself.)
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Love how there's a mad Irish American declaring having a triple digit IQ as a major thing. Average intelligence is 100, with the normal range set between 90-109. Not emigrating to America doesn't mean you fell below 90, but the complexity of emigration is clearly too much for
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@GerryMcBride The bane of dentists everywhere. Bring back sticky chew bars full of tiny rocks, let the kids live a bit. Including Roy Rovers. Zingy pineapple heaven.
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The clocks go back today.
I'm putting mine back to 1988 when this country had some fucking Dan Bars
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@fizzyallie At this stage it's safe to assume it's a buffet of all three, plus probably a few other things thrown into the mix for good measure.
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Genuine question, what is actually wrong with the Burkes? Is it intense religious indoctrination or is it mental illness or are they being manipulated by the older family members? It’s really scary and sad to watch this American anti-modernity type carry on here in Ireland.
Elijah Burke@elijahburkeNo1
It’s essential that Catherine Connolly, a Marxist and a socialist, does not become our next President. I’d encourage people to watch this video from Mullingar last night before you vote on Friday.
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