bluzuki (VTuber)

elevator shaft? i guess she must like me then

My willy is rubbish

If I was a girl would I have stinky pussy

@NanakoNiku in the industry that is called a victory royale

i keep getting japanese footjob videos on my timeline

@NotJosephGarcia lucky. i wish i had a whole region

As a gag, my buddy likes to scatter these all throughout his region.

protip: if you threaten to do something gay to the guy in the call center on the other side of the world, they will get very angry and hang up on you first.

@xXninoegynXx yeah so basically my friend told me that's like part of the reason he's listening

i’m like a week late to the conversation but one thing about womb asmr that i’ve been wondering about is like… if your tummy growls can you hear that shit clear as day or could you like play it off or something 😭 asking for a friend ofc…

@FlowersSunRain_ i'd have it on one of those badly printed memorial shirts

If your wife passed away but the only picture you had left to remember her by (after the incident) was art of her OC being farted on, would you be strong enough to have that hung up on your wall in remembrance?

@filunie_ posting has become a shitpost in and of itself

Reach so bad its embarassing to post

officially gonna learn 3D modeling & rigging just to spite the artists that wanna sell me stuff unprompted (and because i have less than $0)

@dreamypawsVT mad respect.

farted and it stinks

@TheLivingBoii my heart hurts imagining all the custom worlds in LBP2 that i can never play again. i'd give my left nut to play that shark attack level with some friends

Who else misses LBP? This was my shit as a kid 😭

@DAISUKILOVESYOU any time i successfully do anything these days i can't help but shout "YERRRRRP" like that dude in the middle of the street in Philly. not like, super loud, but loud enough lmao

What’s a humorous vocal stim you can’t get out of your head right now? Mine is that video of that guy singing “thank you for the happiest year of my life” but instead it sounds like “eh um ah um appiest ear of my ife”

Whenever I see twitter drama I feel like I’m at the zoo watching the animals that no one knows the name of fight while the cool lions never do anything.

@EmberAmane don't sleep on the japanese bikes tho

What's my midlife awakening pick?

@LaeleDarling also want to add that it's easy to get stuck in the end stages of making a video while trying to get things perfect, but sometimes it's better to just release the video when it's good enough and take what you've learned to the next video. it's a long, iterative process.

@LaeleDarling i also use DaVinci Resolve. i've learned mostly by tooling around with it and watching others' videos while my editing process is fresh in my mind. that seems to help me connect the dots on how certain things can be done. if i'm really stumped i'll find a short tutorial too.

Hey so What did yall use to learn how to edit? Mama is struggling…

@podaboutlist almost crushed my finger with a steel plate laughing at this episode

The perpetual stew

@grimalkinnie fuck it

work is so boring right now what if i threw a bag of ice in the deep fryer

@NotLuwumie pshh. as if i'd ever

A question for male vtubers!! do you ever