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@blvckitan Don’t worry I’ll suffered in the past
Take it from someone debugging Jenkins slave auth issues in 2022
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Not even up to a 100 times, but this thing isn’t intuitive.
Hammed@_hxmmed
I’ve probably setup sshkeys on a server a 100 times but for some reason, I have to google/ask AI each time I need to do it again.
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@SheriffExcel Yeah, true that. But again, once you step outside those abstractions, SSH itself can still be a lil clunky.
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@blvckitan Every cloud platform have same implementation
Even gcp too lol
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@blvckitan Ever since I found ssm agent I never use ssh keys anymore
Even with CI pipelines that deploy to vanilla servers
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@blvckitan @linuxinator You’re believing that fraud😂
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Made this today, bole an snail sauce. I don de sabi small small
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@linuxinator I sprayed Raid on one wall gecko two nights ago, and started feeling bad immediately. Because why did I do that? Seeing it get weak hurt my soul. 🤣
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And not killing wall geckos too, not that I’m scared oo, they did nothing to me so I just let them move
Basic Human Stuff@basichumanstf
Maturing is letting the spider stay in the ceiling corner of your room
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@Akintola_steve Persist the request intent in a created state, move payment task to a background queue that retries automatically until it works.
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A payment request fails due to a network glitch.
Question: How would you design fallback and retry strategies without breaking consistency?
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Make the gateway attach a unique request token to every order, and then let order services use a check-and-set logic in the DB.
Captain-EO 👨🏾💻@EOEboh
You have this endpoint: POST /api/orders It's being called multiple times for the same order due to network retries Users are getting charged twice How do you fix this?
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No face card has ever touched Beyonce.
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
Be honest… who’s winning the “no makeup” look here? 😮🔥
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I’m in love with this sentence:
“Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.”
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If you’re still SSH-ing into servers one by one to apply updates in 2026, let me help you fix that.
Here’s how to patch 50 servers with one command 🧵
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I’ve officially entered my "Ephesians 3:20 era," where God is going to do exceedingly more than I can ever imagine. 🤍
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