Brendan McLaughlin

@CherokeeOwlBkup I need this.

The Kraken

Hear me out @HockeyCanada guardian helmets mandate but bring back hitting to U5

@Marsblade I tried to pivot like @AM34 and these things fell apart like the leafs in the playoffs. A week before @NARChPlayers #marsbladefail

2024-easiest year to enter professional sports jersey making industry. #weusedtowearthemtoschool #nicksabanrippedjeansmeme #howdidwegethere

I’ve faced the absolute toughest competition this world had to offer for 15 years now. During camp for a title defense I sustained a major injury that required surgery for the first time in my career. Now I have newcomers requesting I get my championship stripped. Zero wins over legends, zero title defenses and already thinking you can call the shots to Dana, that’s hilarious. In my 15 year career I have seen so many guys who are supposed to be the next big thing. There’s ever only been one Jon Jones, never forget that. 🤫

Did the @utahjazz just reveal the #SeaKraken Winter Classic Jerseys??

@J_Hodgie88 @MissinCurfew @utahjazz Take. My. Money. LETS GOOOO

@MissinCurfew @utahjazz @bmclaughlin84 🔥🔥🔥

@frankcorrado22 I am not full grown can I use it?

Is it acceptable for a grown ass man to use a 5 in 1 body cleaning product?

hey come on what the heck #IsItOctoberYet?

@arun33 Seattle Kraken

The #SeaKraken have selected forward Eduard Sale with the 20th-overall pick of the 2023 NHL Draft.

Sale going with Secrets by Tiesto as his walk up song. Very elite.

Matty Beniers 🤝 Tye Kartye Rookie of the Year

@frankcorrado22 Frankie boy, can’t be going off on the lower deck or anything on that coast like that

Attention Hockey Dads! If your going to be the psycho Dad yelling at your 6 year old during a practice from the stands….. DON’T wrap his laces around his ankles. Thank You.

@arun33 Rollin Deep in the SEA

@BFYYZ This generations team wears crocs. This generations fans have more Bieber jerseys than anyone else. Wendel and Dougie would never get robbed in Etobicoke.

Don’t be the guy who calls out fans for being happy for something that hasn’t happened in 19 years.

@BizNasty2point0 it was Russ Tyler that invented the knuckle puck… posing as a goalie.

@rachaelmillanta @arun33 was nice to talk to you about one of your little skits with Jokers Canada at the Roxy in Vancouver. #friendsbeingfriends

If you have any male comedian or actor friends, you should refer to their shows as “one of your little skits.” They like that.

@TaylorLewan77 Steve.

Buying a Great Pyrenees to protect my goats and I wanna name it something obnoxiously masculine. What do y’all got for me?