Paul Thomas Miller

This seems to be up again... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2415…

Friday fact: more horses wear vests than chinese people.

@realDonaldTrump HAHA HAAAAHAHA HA!

@EffinBirds No chance. That'd be a humming bird waving a dirty needle about.

fuckin’ right it is

Today's Daily Mail claims yesterday's peaceful protest in London "shames Britain". Share if you think headlines like this do more to shame our country than hundreds of thousands of people across Britain exercising their right to free speech & freedom of protest #DetoxTheDailyMail

@_BTO is it normal for a raven to tuck into a fresh deer corpse or are they more likely to wait for the animal to rot a bit so they can tear bits off?

The Miscarriage of a Nation #ShorterMovies

Retweet if you are f**king annoyed that all these bigoted hate-mongers are stealing the word “Britain” and waving our national flag?

MAKE AMERICA GREEK AGAIN

MAKE AMERICA SHAKES AGAIN

BAKE A HAIRY CARD LAKE AGAIN

@Julie_B92 Steampunks

MAKE A SITTING BULL GREAT AGAIN

MAKE A MIRACLE GRAPE AGAIN

MAKE AMERICA GROUT AGAIN

MAKE AMERICA HELLISHLY PURITAN AGAIN

Either there are 2 wagtails and 2 magpies in the carpark or 4 magpies and 2 are much further away than I thought.

@WansteadBirder Old Person's Buttock?

Why the fuck can't the cunt in the Sky advert say "h"?

@BillBailey Four foot further East