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@WithVoss youtu.be/5mAyNNBOdns?si…

@bmuzed Goddamn, he’s right

@theannalux EU not Schengen

Just had the weirdest experience boarding a Lufthansa flight from Frankfurt to Dublin. My boyfriend is Dutch, I’m Italian, we’re both EU citizens, and the guy at the gate started questioning us about why we were going to Ireland, how many days we were staying, and asking to see our return flight. 💀 Sir… we’re EU citizens traveling to another EU country. We don’t need a visa or a return ticket to enter Ireland. What exactly is happening here?

@lexxishreds Double rad

Is playing guitar in a band at almost age 40 rad or lame?

@s8n YES

@bmuzed No, this is very helpful. 👏👏

Seriously, one or two wrong moves and my entire feed is ingrown toe nail repair and Seth Rogan.

@WithVoss le best

Quince, I love you, you paragon of two-wheel cocktail names, four-wheel trolley services and wheely damn good California cuisine…

@ElouiseElliott4 And this: youtu.be/Mkz8TnVQSOQ?is…

@ElouiseElliott4 Tree of Forgiveness or In Spite of Ourselves

@ElouiseElliott4 Happy day! John Prine!!

Hi/Lo birthday- in true Elliott fashion.

@ElouiseElliott4 Mathleticism!

@bmuzed 31 times!

Is nailing the hook to Despacito a good reason to learn Spanish?

@WithVoss Big raw wood booster.

@KateXKennedy1 Opening of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Christian Slater just does it for me - I can’t explain why, maybe it’s Heathers or maybe Mr. Robot - I don’t know! I have a rare Saturday night Saturday night in and taking a spin through Prime B-movies (currently in 2005’s Mind Hunter) and..Christian Slater. You’re a babe.

@ElouiseElliott4 @TiffanyFong You’re welcome.

@bmuzed @TiffanyFong This is the least sexy thing I’ve heard all day!

name a man who sits down to pee

@annacarternyc The blurred faces slay me.

This could be us 🥺

@ElouiseElliott4 @TiffanyFong There was a male feminist movement in Germany to show respect for women by not making a mess by peeing standing up. They called themselves sitzpinklers. I just do it for comfort but I'm ok with the political implications, I guess.

@TiffanyFong So many of my exes

@lady_flowerbomb Not me

Can someone tell me which furry little fuck is eating all of the mint I just planted on my patio

@ElouiseElliott4 @sciencegirl And a cooked egg

@sciencegirl A will to live…