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You did 6 brakeless skids in the SAME line? Holy fuck you’re pro, here’s $200 a month - STRANGER

Wait, you can keep your hands on the handle bars, but also make your elbows touch the top tube?? Here’s a fucking signature fork - Stranger

“Wait, you can nollie down an 8 set? Holy fuck here’s a signature frame” - Stranger

Chris Silva and mark flip judging a 2020 street contest is like asking dinosaurs their opinion of modern day reptiles lol

Chris Silva and Mark flip judging a street contest in 2020 is like asking Henry Ford what he thinks of a Tesla lol

When you can’t make an impact on a bmx bike, do it on a 110cc 😂

@beerporn I started doing coke during the week and got the same results

If your family takes family trips to local brewery’s, I’m will to assume, if need be, that my family would beat the living fuck out of yours.

I’ve been fuckin drunk for the last 17 days straight, I haven’t had a solid shit in 16 days. Assmilk sux

@corybeal You can also use a spoke to clean a meth pipe.

My coke plug wished me a merry Christmas. What u even doing

@robinfenlon @briantunney And still more than 4 likes, thanks for helping me prove my point dawg lol

@bmxpals420 @briantunney From the guy with 890 followers...

Started intermittent fasting recently. Getting wasted for dinner is way easier now

-Put a pizza in the oven -Opened oven after 20 minutes -No pizza in said oven -Frozen pizza still on counter -Realized I been eating pepperoni off frozen pizza for 20 minutes -I’m drunk

It’s weird, sometimes cigarettes smell like burnt nose hair.

To the tinder chicks that have “I will out drink you and your friends” in their bio. I will literally drink myself to fucking death before that ever happens, bitch.

Well I was walking around my house naked and hungover today, and it finally happend. I thought I had to fart and I shit on my floor.

“I’m super glad she didn’t want to fuck, I shit my pants just a tiny bit earlier and I didn’t want to have to explain that”

@corybeal I hit deer in my truck because I can