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@JoelOptimist1 Put ping pong balls in bathroom cabinet and you will know if they open it.

@conspiracyb0t F that!

Bill Gates says a merge of biometric digital ID, bank accounts and payment systems is needed to safely monitor people's records.

@gervaisclips @rickygervais Please do

Repost if you wish @rickygervais would host another awards show.

@MimicoolBoomer @redpilldispensr Yep!

@redpilldispensr And just remember as all those people were coming into our country, they weren’t required to be vaccinated, but anyone in our country had to be

An Italian pathologist may have identified the cause of "personality changes" in certain vaccinated people. "He found the pineal gland completely destroyed on all the people who were vaccinated."

@MasterNumber Are those flames in the background?

@riostoriches $7 k in jury duty??

Someone just leaked an American Airlines Pilot’s salary The details: $360 per hour $35,000 bi weekly $70,000 per month Wow…

@hxxntrr Funded

banks have to hit lending quotas every march 31, june 30, september 30, and december 31 or they get fined by regulators seriously apply for business credit 14 days before these dates and watch them approve literally anyone for $100k+ at 0% apr the quarterly quota exploit: discovered this reading a wells fargo earnings call transcript at 2am cfo said: "we're 23% below commercial lending targets for q4" next slide: "aggressive acquisition incentives approved" translation: we're desperate, take our money tested it myself: applied september 15th (random date): - denied by 3 banks - approved for $12k total applied december 17th (14 days before quarter end): - approved by all 7 banks - $134k total at 0% apr the difference? desperation here's exactly when to strike: march 17-31: end of q1 june 16-30: end of q2 september 16-30: end of q3 december 17-31: end of q4 (best one) banks get increasingly desperate each day closer to deadline limits go up 3-5x normal the approval data i tracked: normal approval rate: 23% quarter-end approval rate: 78% average limit normal: $8-15k average limit quarter-end: $25-45k tested across 47 applications (yes i track everything) which banks crack easiest: wells fargo: panics most at quarter end us bank: approves everyone in december pnc: throws money in march regions: desperate every quarter chase: if you have checking there the sequence that prints money: day 1: chase (soft pull if customer) day 3: amex (highest limits) day 5: capital one (approves everyone) day 7: us bank (hidden gem) day 10: wells fargo (panic mode) day 12: discover (backup) day 14: barclays (bonus round) $100k minimum all 0% apr one llc needed real examples from december 2024: bartender with 681 score: $97k approved uber driver with 710 score: $118k approved teacher with 695 score: $89k approved unemployed with 720 score: $103k approved all applied december 15-31 all got funded banks were desperate the technical reason this works: banks report to fdic quarterly miss targets = regulatory issues executives lose bonuses stock price drops so they panic approve lower requirements increase limits waive fees it's systematic weakness and completely exploitable march 31 is in 17 days banks are already sweating applications taking 10 minutes approvals coming same day set your calendar pick your quarter rob them legally this isn't a hack it's math Ready for $100K at 0% APR? Link in bio → Scale With Credit We guarantee $100K or work free until you get it DM me "FUNDED" to start today

@twitandrewking Don’t forget Poison

Question for GenX ladies… What was that perfume you wore as teens in 1985-90? Floral and sweet…smelled like spring…remember it from high school dances but never knew what it was…whatever it was it should make a comeback.

@twitandrewking Liz Claiborne

@not_rekt_11 Beeping in background 😂😂😂

They can’t even spell simple words like “philosophy,” and “cute” You literally can’t make this up…

@benkellyone Not as easy as it sounds, I own two and the Maintenance is a lot of work. Nevermind the destructive nature of humans when the machines are not their own.

How I'd buy a Laundromat for $0 down & make $100k/year: 1: Go to SMBmarket(.com) & search for Laundromats ($10k+/mo min. cash flow) 2: Check for consistent revenue growth 3: Contact the seller & make an offer 2-4x the yearly cash flow 4: Apply for an SBA loan at sba(.gov) 5: Finance 90% of the deal using the SBA loan 6: Find a private investor to pay 10% down for 15% equity in return 7: Now you're $0 out of pocket & you own a Laundromat I recently found a Laundromat doing $171k/year in cash flow… You could do a few things to add value & increase its cash flow past $200k/year: • Offer wash and fold for additional revenue • Install a small micromart to sell snacks & drinks • Offer WiFi & TVs & a child play area to attract more customers (more sales) After purchase, hire a General Manager, so you never work day-to-day. Use the cash flow to pay off the loan & take the remaining for yourself. If you dedicate enough time and research to this… There’s a huge payoff for all the hard work. The question is, will you give it a go?

@atensnut WTF are you wearing ??

Somali Moron: “If Somalis are kicked out of America, the Africans will go with us. WOW…….that’s a BONUS!! 👍🏻

@Cleverlydey4u USD?

They said this SUV was selling for $4,000 in China... so he went to confirm it. And YES - the real price is actually $4,000 😳🤯

@jimNjue_ WTH are you wearing??

“If Trump kicks out Somalis from America, all other Africans will leave with us”- Somali man claims.

@nogps1 This bacteria produces a red ring in toilets.

@GlitchedDeals 70817

$170 YALE SMART LOCK FOR $60 Some Home Depot stores have it for $60 in store only Can resell locally or online for $150+ Hearing a lot of stores have it, comment your zip and I’ll take a look homedepot.com/p/Yale-Assure-…

@kleeskii_x @ive_arc Yes coming from twins that stayed in the NICU for months. Be very grateful!

@ive_arc Plastic bin means you get to go home with your baby. “Real bed” means you have to go home alone. Be grateful!

Who’s gonna tell them 💀

@MATRIXCODE33 12/19/1972

Your birthday holds secrets about your personality — but the twist is: some numbers act differently depending on your birthday. Drop your full birthday (MM/DD/YYYY) in the comments and we’ll reveal a hidden energy. #numerology #gg33

@its_The_Dr F off

What do you say?

@OutlawPatriotX Of course it’s a male baby.

Dear Meteor, We’re ready. Sincerely, Earth