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Just been playing NYT connections and learnt and learnt Americans spell ‘cheque’ as ‘check’🙃 thick as pig shit

@UTFR_Livelong @FootyAccums @UTFR_Livelong how those attacking returns going laaaaa 😭😭😭

@UTFR_Livelong @FootyAccums 🥴🤡

According to BBC Sport, Mohamed Salah will earn close to £400k per week in his new Liverpool contract. Imagine after all this, he falls off like Aubameyang did when he got his bumper Arsenal contract 😂

Made Redundant today, 29yrs gone in a 15min conversation. Remember your just a number Life goes on though

@SkySportsPL Has to be bigger issues. None of them look happy. Arms are thrown up after every misplaced pass or missed opportunity

"Liverpool have been bad champions... what a DROP-OFF that is!" "Last season, they were partying too much!" Roy Keane on the Reds' disappointing season so far 🫣

@bet365help @KierenStfc Or just use common sense and she he’s struck the ball towards the goal and if the keepers not there it’s a goal and you’d pay that out as shot on target wouldn’t you

@KierenStfc Hi, we settle this market in line with statistics provided by Opta, who have not awarded Garnacho a Shot on Target in this game. You can view the full stats here: bit.ly/ARSvCHE-Opta

@bet365help the so called garnacho “cross” has gone down as a raya save so how isn’t it a shot on target?

@arran_n All week aswell. Now you get a fiver first race on a Tuesday and that’s it

Remember when skybet did £20 back on first race at Cheltenham if it lost, the good old days

Not a nonce charge but it’s a start. Let’s see if he takes the monarchy down with him

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal. It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated. Here is Epstein's executive assistant, who sent >100k emails to him and was shielded from prison via a 2007 non-prosecution deal.

Football fans once got a petition to scrap VAR to nearly 40,000 signatures. Not one mainstream football channel mentioned it. Not one. The premier league has clearly told them not to talk about getting rid of it and the have kowtowed. Sign here: shorturl.at/sQSU1

Getting rid of this gaff is more than enough reason to hate Gary Neville even if you ignore what a snivelling little cunt he is

That atmosphere yesterday was second to none And they want to knock that stadium down You money men want a new stadium Us fans dont Nothing will ever replace old Trafford Do the right thing and leave it alone and get work done on it Will save you money aswell

Think it probably went worse than expected

@xGPhilosophy Says more about your shit model than it does about Villa

Aston Villa deserve to be 3 points ahead of Wolves, based on xG. In reality, they’re 34 points ahead.

WESLEY PLAISIER KNOCKS OUT GERWYN PRICE! 🚨🎯

@ManUtd Tryna build a 100k seater yet you can’t sell out 70k

Back at home on Monday 🏟️🌟 🎟️ Get tickets: bit.ly/3MBQJz3

It can't get any worse, can it? *enter Rio Ferdinand*

@alancaw Travelling from Ireland to take a seat from an actual palace fan. A rabble. Shockingly bad

Manchester United. A rabble. Shockingly bad.

@htomufc Not like our man who just has a back 5 fetish?

Formations, like Glasner is implying, are simply just numbers on a sheet. It’s all about the characteristics of the players — I remember him saying he plays 3-4-3 because it suits the squad. It’s not even his favourite formation. Everyone attacks with 5+ on the last line and a 3-1/3-2/2-2 rest defence behind that, it all comes down to the characteristics and whether they suit the roles their given. Palace’s players do.

Rebranding this to community week going forward

@lauren_paige07 Bottles are fresher than the pints tbf

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