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@richgrierguy Yeah, AskFM was a bummer. This current platform is super basic and I wish I had more control over the design, but it is what it is.

@BNicholas Good to see it - missed you since askfm went down.

@Talent_Sucks One&Only Gorilla's Nest, Rwanda.

@BNicholas Nice. Where is it?

A couple more months and I'll be posting from this incredible spot. Long journeys = Incredible experiences.

@CARandDRIVER This assumes you believe the odo wasn't turned back

Somehow, This 1977 BMW 320i Was Driven Just 9000 Miles in 49 Years caranddriver.com/news/a73317780…

@Parkeology For kids from cities with major subways, we all understood what the third-rail was. It wasn't scary. Just a part of life.

Weird Disney memory: As kids (in the days BEFORE automated gates) the HIGH VOLTAGE signs on the monorail beam were kinda scary. Visions of electricity leaping from the rails to fry us. Then we learned others had the same irrational fear! Is this more common than we thought?

Which schnozzle do you like best?

@mrcarl_woodward Ah, the Corinithia. Love the CM Lounge. Can we also go to Annabel's after for a quick cocktail?

at the office

@messedupfoods SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

@WUTangKids What a fucking poof

Is their new Charlie Kirk?

@elaine_stritch He's got more legs than a bucket of chicken

okay why did none of you tell me that John Leguizamo was in The Odyssey I had to find that out in real time and I choked on my icee

I could eat the fuck outta some Fortnum & Mason coronation chicken salad right now.

Last night, someone told me I 'totally had the rizz' and I quietly thought to myself, 'but did I order risotto recently?'

Why do all of my friends get the diarrhea lettuce, lose 5 lbs resulting in shredded abs and here I am casually going to Taco Bell getting ZILCH.

@undecidedandok Agreed. It shows the hard work, but leaves just a little barrier in-between.

@BNicholas This is somehow sexier than shirtless/naked 🤤

They say I gotta wear a shirt. I wanna go shirtless. This is my compromise.

You know the locker room gym guy you're about to fuck wants that load bad when he doesn't think twice using handsoap as lube

@YourAnonNews First they'd have to be able to afford to leave the States AND have a passport.

woot! Make sure to pressure your representatives into making this happen! #Trump4Prison2028!