Lee Hammitt

@mutaguts The way I’d have been so hard just rubbing against that in the first few seconds!

@Acyn It’s so interesting that Mike Johnson - purportedly a devout Christian - think that giving a golden statue to his supreme leader is appropriate and not at all ironic.

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

@TheStingisBack Bernadette Peters didn’t win - nor did Peter Sellers. They were both nominated but didn’t win.

Rita Moreno is one of just three people to win an Emmy for The Muppets, the other two: Bernadette Peters and Peter Sellers. The comedy timing during her performance of "Fever" while Animal attempts to railroad her is incredible. It was also done in one take "Dat my kinda woman!"

@DarrigoMelanie If his stats are right (and that’s a BIG if), then cows killed more people in the same timeframe.

68,000 Americans die each year because they can’t access healthcare

@merrikatydid Same - nothing exact, more of an impression

@boarddog73 Believe me, I tried SO hard to find a spot-on Eastwood reference. But I did recently stumble on this one from another shoot! x.com/merrikatydid/s…

I've spotted too many references to Hollywood icons in Connor's Vogue Adria shoot that I now have no choice but to make a thread, or I may combust:

@_brinxinx I am going to say it’s Feb 28 and the kid is 10, and his dad is 39 turning 40 the next day, since Feb 29 only happens every four years.

Answer this without tagging grok

@dicesweetlifee @_brinxinx You think a 10 year old kid had a baby.

@MayMayspeaks I have 2

@umeh098 1

IQ test

@DisrespectedThe K, guys, let me tell you something: she can love you AND you can be annoying at times. Those 2 things can happen AT. THE. SAME. TIME. Shutting down is passive aggressive and does nothing for you. Show affection all you want but be conscious of time and place and situation.

How many men felt this?

@styledinred Narcissistic

what do you call this genre of men?

@Tat52269008 @j0ker937 Ok this made me feel better, thank you! And honestly you could see how hard he was trying to not show his upset, and the fact that she couldn’t wait overnight to tell him makes me also respect their prank game.

@j0ker937 Just a prank, chillax

On behalf of this man, I want a divorce. I don't know whether to laugh or cry... And if this is acting, give that man an Oscar, because that's the best acting I've seen in decades.

@FoodPleaser Custom, 0% or $0 and tip $20 in cash. Bartender doesn’t write the POS (that’s Pount Of Sale)software or set the tip amounts.

You walk up to the bar & buy a round of drinks for friends, and the bartender shows you this…. What are you doing?

@lilacsnlavender @Investor_Miller @DOGE__news Perhaps you should get out more - a persons voice isn’t their race. White people and black people can sound like ANYTHING.

"So now it's my fault?"

@doyemifasol Red could have won right here

@Geniustechw Yea you’re the fucking problem. You said no sex, and he respected your wishes. No pressure or anything.

Thoughts? 🤔

@Investor_Miller @DOGE__news You DON’T know, you just assume it cause you’re racist. Did this help answer your question?

@DOGE__news I just know the women off camera is black. How do I know this....

@MS2PZ R

WHAT IS MISSING?

@lanaflverde There is a reason a do the laundry and my husband does not.

People who don't devide colours are not to be trusted 🤣 Fabio's mom knows how to grow a man, bravo 😂🙌🏼