Tej

the _____* are a deeply unserious club who only exist to frustrate me. *(insert united/oilers/tfc/cavaliers/blue jays, as best fits at time of reading this tweet)

evan bouchard is a trashcan on fire as a defenseman. just sucks so bad.

@_alexkhan in every good joke there’s a kernel of truth

@boatical You’re only kinda joking.

real fans know that the trick is to bike to parklawn and then kayak over to bmo field instead. some of us are just built different. 😤

copperhead is such a fantastic course. makes the valspar championship feel more than just another tour stop

@thirstyco @Corey__Brady this feels like a prank now

@Corey__Brady @boatical Let’s throw in some road cleaning crews 😂 #tfclive

@jojoflow25 have not heard an explanation on the broadcast as of yet

@boatical Why did they take Sargent off?

eggs for dinner isn’t weird. but this substitution? yeah this is weird. robin fraser’s decisions as a manager are often weird. #TFCLive

i was shouting “go robert mueller and the rule of law!” 🫡

my only reasonable assumption is that there were players slated to be in the starting XI but they’re still stuck on lakeshore boulevard. #TFCLive

@kymayer facts

@boatical Best way would have been to camp out overnight.

manuel ugarte plays soccer like if jadon sancho went to dele alli’s balloon party and then took kosi thompson’s skill wheel in ea26

yes hill-dickinson is fantastic, yes the tottenham stadium is world class but something so romantic about these little grounds in the premier league. vitality stadium feels his intimately perfect

the most striking part of this ad is the hockey jersey lebron has hanging in his garage. game recognize game.

@JeffreyPNesker i cannot get those shoes dirty in these conditions!!!!

@boatical You have feet, Tej. I know this because of all the wonderful shoe content. TTC/ML advice? Use them.

i don’t understand why people complain so much about traffic and don’t just take this city’s wonderful public transportation system that’s always convenient and running without issues….. ah well, nevertheless! #TFCLive

If you ask the grass, the zebra is the monster and the lion is the protector.

@sportsjunkie007 i cannot deny this

@boatical Wayne Gretzky was also a bad defenseman. Same with Bill Ranford.

what is bouchard doing here. who is he defending? what is he preventing? bouchard stans will make a 1000 excuses on why this is everyone else’s fault and evan has great zone exit numbers and corsi so therefore this goal cannot possibly be his fault. he’s an abysmal defenseman.

@kymayer i hope you’re the rule and not the exception and i’m genuinely glad it’s working out for you. anecdotally i’ve seen a few friends where i can see changes in their personalities and physical appearances post covid after WFH became their new norm

@boatical I've done work from home for the past 6 years. We agree on a lot, but I do not agree with this one. That said, I worked out of my laundry room which is never used a lot.

it’s better for your mental health to separate your home, your safe space, your family quarters, your place of solitude…from your place of work. sure ‘work from home’ has some benefits, but overlapping those two spaces is going to create a lot of mental health stressors.

@TJECS206 @DragonflyJonez the song’s meaning was lost after a while as it became a happy go lucky song and covered by hillbilly, bluegrass and country musicians countless times over. nirvana cover was important, because it a) went back to the original title and b) skipped back to the lead belly version

@TJECS206 @DragonflyJonez in the pines/where did you sleep last night has to be the most intriguing song on that album. there’s a version that predates lead belly’s too. someone managed to record a group of slaves singing it. you can hear it at the R&R HOF, it’s one of the earliest recorded music.

Sinners has wrapped up its theatrical and award show run. And what a run it was. I wrote a collection of six essays on it. 9500 words 🫠 With illustrations provided by @/bigsamart1 on IG. Available to read for subscribers of the Jenkins and Jonez Patreon Patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez